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"We never met but I know he loves me because I can tell by the way he typed it on the computer screen." Professes a woman on Dr. Phil. Hey don’t laugh, I had nothing better to do than to watch a crappy talk show with unstable, emotional people, so sue me.

Now, how in the hell is it possible to love someone you have never met? This chick has been corresponding with her ‘boyfriend’, as she refers to this guy, for five years with whom she met in an Internet chat room.

The story goes: woman and man met in a chat room, fall madly in love with each other - woman moves closer to the man to be with him but man never visits woman.

Man proposes marriage to woman and stands woman up. Man makes all other plans to see woman over a period of FIVE YEARS but man breaks them every time. Woman even breaks up with another man, to 'get back' with the chat room man.

How do you ‘get back’ together with someone you have never met? WTF?

HELLO! How clueless do you have to be to figure out he’s married and/or he’s lying if he really is a, ‘he’? Most people would figure this out the first or maybe second time a promise was broken but five years worth of promises not filled... Come on lady get a fucken clue!

But there is ‘the doc’ telling this woman that she’s basically wasting her time. She won’t listen; she doesn’t listen to her family doc, so why do you think she’ll listen to you? Oh, that’s right you’re a famous TV doctor that sees and knows all. Then the bomb drops….. dun, dun, dunna! Dr. Phil says, "We hired a private investigator and I think you’ll be surprised at what we found out."

The news comes back; Internet dude lied about his name, big surprise, so all the private dick could tell the show was they can’t find this ‘Joe Blow’ dude and that the phone number she was calling tracked to a mobile home. Where an older couple lives with apparently their son/daughter who is married with their spouse living there and they have a few kids.

This woman then says, "Oh, well I knew… I caught him in lies before… so this doesn’t surprise me."

If you knew, then why go on national TV? To prove that inbreeding still exists?

Listen, we all have hang ups and things we are not proud of. The hidden meaning: ‘WE ALL HAVE ISSUES AND INSECURITIES’. A perfect example: women want to look like the models in the magazines BUT so do the women that are actually in the magazines. Common sense at some point has to dictate in our lives if your gut tells you it’s to good to be true… IT IS! A little common sense goes a long, long way.

I guess some people are so disparate to have another person love them that they forget to love themselves…. Free tip: If you don’t love yourself then how can you expect someone else to?

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