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I Love Dating Losers

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Mircea Monroe. Advice

I of blonde hair and big boobs love men who are not much to look at and may not have much green in their wallets. There are plenty chicks like me out there. Here's why: You'll never leave us.

You'll help us run errands, always take our calls and you are grateful that we love you. We women are insecure as hell and we need to know you won't stray. Don't get all worried about when we'll leave you for someone wealthier once we learn to love ourselves. Just enjoy it.

If you don't have cash flow, work on your confidence and be creative. Nice dinners don't mean shit cause we're starving ourselves anyway. Ask yourself why you're not making money. Do you believe in yourself? There truly is nothing hotter than a dude who is passionate- even if he's poor. If your working toward something- that's sexy. If you work hard you'll have less time for us and we love that. Even if we say we hate it, it makes us need you more.

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