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Why must the ‘so-called do gooders’ of the world feel the need to boast about all the ‘good’ they have done or are currently doing when there are those of us that ‘do good’ all the time and don’t even care if we get so much as a thank you?

We all know those people I’m talking about. You know the ones during the ‘non-holiday’ season will walk right pass a homeless person and pretend they’re not there. The ones that run over their neighbor’s pet without telling them. The ones that run you down with their mini-van while yacken’ on the phone to hubby bitchen’ about little Johnny who’s acting like a freaken brat because they and their ‘working late all the time’ husbands always give little Johnny every damn toy, game, candy or what ever the hell he’s ever wanted.

These people then go to church on Sunday and preach to others about what it means to be a ‘good person’ just so they can be awarded their plaque for ‘Best Do Gooder of the year’.

Oh, I’m sorry I wasn’t aware there was a scorecard! WTF? But hey I don’t go to church or believe in any religion so my good deeds don’t count according to the ‘do gooders’ of the world.

Well guess what little Mrs. Mini-Van, your husband isn’t working late, he’s bonking his hot new assistant! Maybe if you took the time you spent on keeping track of all your good deeds and gave your husband a blow job every once in a while he wouldn’t be ‘working late’ all the time.

Also, instead of preaching to others about how ‘wonderful’ YOU are, teach little Johnny some damn manners! As for you Ms. Walk on By, FYI there are homeless people YEAR ROUND not just on Thanksgiving and Christmas. And for the cat killers, oops that was really your cat you ran over, I keep mine in the house where they shit in their own litter box that I clean; by the way my yard is not your cat’s personal toilet keep the next fluffy INSIDE!

Oh but regular people are not the only ones celebrities do it too; although, on a much grander scale of course. Some celeb’s feel the need to capitalize (oh, I’m sorry ‘bring to the public’s attention’) their charity events, like Britney does in order to gain the public’s approval (Oops, I did it again. I mean ‘the public’s attention’).

Get the phuck over yourself you pertinacious bitch! What’s more entertaining is the new fad amongst celeb’s to wear diamond-encrusted dog tags ‘in support of our troops.’ Well how very phucken ‘American’ of you! Did you ever stop to think you could show your support by donating the money you just spent on your ‘bling-bling’ to the families of the troops instead?! No, of course you didn’t, you're to busy trying to impress the bleach-blonde boobies with your ‘shinny objects’ to which the bimbo responds, "OOOO pretty!"

Here’s a tip for ya buddy: she’d be just as impressed if you showed her a brand new shinny nickel.

Growing up I was taught to always help others not just on special occasions or because I’d rewarded by my good deeds. "Do nice things for people you do and don’t know every day with out them even knowing or even seeing your face. Just knowing you made someone else’s day a little nicer that is the reward." Insightful words from my Mom. Learn it, know it, live it.

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