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Why is it that if a woman doesn’t kiss on the first date, give head on the second and fuck on the third she’s the one that has ‘issues’? I know it’s been awhile since I’ve been single but why is it that guys now a days think a women is sexually frigid if she doesn’t hike up her skirt, bend over and yell "come and get it!"

The last few dates I’ve been on I’ve heard some pretty funny shit to try to get me into bed… I’ll share one with you.

This one guy tells me that most women who say they don’t have sex right away…. have an STD. Oh really Mr. Fuck Genius… Here’s a clue… STDs are spread through sex so if the people with STDs AREN’T having sex then why is it STDs have risen at astronomical rates in the last few years? And by the way STD stands for SEXually transmitted disease ya dumb fuck! I pretty much told this winner to loose my number.

Guys, stop trying to use reverse psychology on women you may get an immediate reaction from us but it won’t last. Plain and simple you’re not smart enough to pull it off in the long run… the little buddy in your pants will eventually pop his head out and your cover, among other things, is blown.

I have morals, don’t demoralize me because I don’t want a fuck buddy oh I’m sorry I mean "friend". There is nothing wrong with me for having standards; however there is something wrong with you for wanting to have sex with someone that doesn’t… you can be the next STD statistic if you already aren’t.

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