Considering she took naked pics of herself and leaked them online, flashing some blue panties might not be considered a wardrobe malfunction per se. Not in the Hudgens household anyway. Mr. Hudgens won’t have it. A panty flash is for amateurs! His y0ungest, Stella was already doing this years ago. Come on Vanessa, make daddy proud. Here she is going to the Stones at Staples Center in LA. Because she’s so totally cool and hippie.
She’s kidding right? She’s not actually annoyed is she? This is the same chick that leaked nude pics of herself, dresses like a complete idiot pretends to hide her face as she trapes around LA… so hungry for attention. When she gets it, she flips us off? Here’s an idea, try NOT exercising in front of a window?! How about a nice “thank you” to the paparazzi who waste their time taking your f8cking picture, helping expose you to millions. Yup – they’re such a-holes for helping you. You’re a crap actor so if anything, you should be f8cking grateful people even give a sh8t about you.
I’m such a cool hippie. Let’s Tweet about it!
(vanessa hudgens, coachella 2011)
I know, I know… calling Vanessa Hudgens a rh-tard it’s an insult to challenged people everywhere. Never mind her failing acting career (anyone see Springbreakers?) but why she tries to cover her face only to then flash her bra and cleavage? This is the same girl who leaked nude pics of herself, so why so concerned with covering the face? Anyway, as she gets older, she’ll become less relevant simply because most adults know a crappy actor when they see one, but kids don’t which is why Studio execs can get away with any piece of crap they put out there because kids are stupid and they have no problem spending their parents money.
I wouldn’t worry too much Vanessa, no body is looking at your face anyway.
So how much money makes it OK? How much money to make your parents turn a blind eye? If this was my daughter, I’d pull her the f8ck out of Hollywood and move to Wyoming. Vanessa’s career is going to dry up over the next few years so maybe it’s not such a bad idea to whore herself out while she can. But then again, she could always leak more nude pics of herself and keep jump starting her career over and over.
Safe to say, this f8cker should STOP HAVING DREAMS. I mean not since, The Smartest Guys In The Room, have we ever seen so much brain power on one stage. The Q&A must have been gripping. A real shame I missed it.
“The movie came to me like a dream,” Korine said. “I had been collecting spring break imagery for a couple of years. From fraternity sites and online pornography. […] I started looking at it and I liked the world and the colors and the feel of it. There were all these hyper-sexualized, hyper-violent subjects. But then there’s all these interesting, child-like details. Nail polish. Bags. Stuff like that. I just imagined girls on a beach in bikinis robbing fat tourists.”
Makes total sense that Vanessa and her sister are draped all over some coffee table, only to try to cover their faces pretending they don’t want their pics taken by the paparazzi. Classic rethard behavior. Oh, BTW – your crotch is sweaty. so I wouldn’t concern myself too much with covering your face. Or are you trying to show us that you just spilled half a bottle of water over your privates? Which one is it? Are you an idiot, or are you an idiot?
I was talking to a guy the other day who was telling me that he’s being looked at by several record companies. Apparently they want to see how he does before signing him. Basically, the record companies now wants the artist to do all the leg work, get their own following on youtube and facebook, then they swoop in. It’s brilliant. Studios are lazy. Hollywood has proven this for years. Want more proof? Vanessa and Selena.
I imagine some studio exec on the phone:
“who do we have for this teen movie? Really, again? Sigh. OK. Whatever, they have their SAG card, so WTF. Just sign them and let’s move on.”
There’s no effort. Much like this post.
Maybe she should be less concerned about covering her face.
So this is the face she’s been working on in the mirror for hours. Striking poses, and this is the one she settled on? I do love the makeup. Nothing less than a pound for me, that’s my motto.
