I’d imagine Lindsay would be quite fun. And by fun, I mean, she’d be so out of it, you could do anything you’d want to her. Tulisa would probably be a bit more reserved, unless of course she’s filming it. But for a chick who claims she wants to disappear from the public eye… she’s doing a lousy job.
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Tulisa has really been making the rounds this past week. She was in Hawaii filming what’s no doubt some crap music video and now she’s in Hollywood lounging by some pool enjoying a life most of us can only dream of. Her record company will keep shoving her down our throats until we finally give in and accept her as a legitimate star. She’ll become some judge on a watered down talent show, she’ll come up with her own clothing line… what else… no doubt a perfume… she’ll make an appearance at “millions of milkshakes” hang around for a few more years, then fade away. You can pretty much set your watch to it. It the meantime however, let’s just enjoy her boobies.
Check out the ass…
So it’s a nicer bikini than the other day, but for some reason this chick is sorta boring…minus the whole sex tape “scandal” but even leaking a sex tape is pretty predictable and in most cases quickly forgotten. So yeah, the whole flower in the hair, the distance gaze into the horizon…
You might be wondering what Tulisa Contostavlos and her bikini have to do with NBC and the Olympics… it’s simple. Tulisa has ruined bikinis for me, much like NBC has ruined the Olympic coverage. Their 8PM prime time BS and their crappy delayed coverage makes it impossible to watch any news, sports shows, read newspapers, surf the web, get onto facebook etc, for fear of spoilers. I was soooooo happy that I got to watch Phelps become the greatest Olympian ever…8 hours AFTER the rest of the world. NBC has a real shitty way of honoring their athletes. So there you have it – a perfect comparison.
This chick Tulisa had a sex tape “leaked” by an ex-boyfriend. A story line that is far too familiar. Anyway, after the whole scandal, she released some statement – half of which goes like this:
“As you can imagine, I am devastated, heartbroken. When you share an intimate moment with someone that you love and care about and trust, you never imagine that footage will be shared with the world.”
Intimate moments…blah blah shared with the world blah blah. How will this poor girl ever recover…
So I read this the other day in the sun:
The depressed pop star admits she was too “devastated” to eat, sleep or leave the house after X-rated footage of herself and former boyfriend MC Ultra – real name Justin Edwards – was posted online last month.
So devastated that she makes sure to clutch her PURSE as she leaves the car. Wrong purse.
Well, more crap to put up with.
Tulisa Contostavlos. One of the judges of UK’s version of “X Factor” was seen strutting her bikini body in Los Angeles while on her California vacation. According to wiki, she’s in some hip hop band (of course she is) with her cousin Dappy (I wonder how she got that name) and someone named Fazer. Now it all makes sense why I can’t pick up chicks to save my life. Never mind that my mom is my gatekeeper, it’s because I don’t have a cool name or dress like the Situation. Also, according to wiki, she’s had a pretty rough upbringing which makes her quite the catch. I hear Chris Brown is single…
