Tag: Spandex

Jennifer Lawrence In All The Right Places

There’s really not much to say here.  So I’ll just let you enjoy the beauty that is Jennifer Lawrence.

Yeah, I Can See Why…

Give Rupert a break.  First of all, the guy’s name is Rupert.  So do you really blame the guy for most likely banging some young “hot” actress.  I put hot in “” because, she’s not really hot.  Everyone needs to calm down about all of this, because we would all do the exact same thing if we were a rich Hollywood producer… besides, the guy has got 2 kids, so you know his wife doesn’t put out and even if she does… she’s had 2 kids… so of course Kristen was looking like a viable option.  Besides, they’re not really sorry for cheating.  They are sorry they got caught.  Right Kobe?

Kelly Brook Looks Better In A Bikini

Kelly Brook In Spandex

Clearly Kelly Brook should wear a bikini more often, because she obviously has no clue how to dress when it comes to actual clothes.  She looks almost confused and Bambi like…

Christina Aguilera And Her Fight Against Spandex

So this is the look you were going for?  You’re telling me she looked in the mirror, looked left, looked right and said, “yup, perfect” ?  Maybe her kid dressed her and did her make-up?!  Anyway, I just want to know why she insists on torturing those poor spandex pants.  I mean, look at them, crying out for help, barely hanging on by a thread.  I’m betting they’re the same pair as here and here in fact, I’m pretty sure she just keeps them on. No telling what might happen if she actually tried to take them off.  We’ve already had one close asteroid call this week…

Rose McGowan Makes Me Smile…

So yeah, I just found out that Rose lives a few block away from me. As does Jon Hamm, Gerard Butler, Rachel Bilson, Megan Fox… I found out about all these celebs living just around the corner. That corner happens to be an ‘effing gas station… where I live. It’s as if I’m Tijuana, and they’re America. All the separates us is a chain link fence… and a gas station.

So if you hear on the entertainment news about a celeb stalker in Los Feliz… don’t be surprised to see a monkey running through the bushes. Probably naked.

Katy Perry Spilling Out Of Her Bikini Celebribabes

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Kelly Brook Is VERY Top Heavy HQ

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Coco’s Wonderfully Fat and Juicy Camel Toe CBabes

High Res Pics Of Kelly Rowland Popping Out – Slip

NASCAR Pot Dealer Busted

Taylor Swift Topless Private Pic Leaked Celeb Jihad (nsfw)

Charlize Theron Pokies NS (nsfw)

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J-Lo Pops Out Of Her Top – TNS (NSFW)

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Hot Holly Madison In A Bikini Hundreds

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(very nsfw)

Annalynne McCord Tight Body Spandex

OK. I really think the writers of this show are pretty much making up any story line that involves Annalynne making a complete ass of herself. And yes, speaking of ass… I’m also pretty sure that Annalynne doesn’t mind making one of herself as long as people are paying attention. Sadly, we are.

Hot Chicks And Other Fun Stuff Ernie

Coco’s Wonderfully Fat and Juicy Camel Toe CBabes

The World’s Loudest Penis NotSomebody

Kelly Brook Is VERY Top Heavy HQ

Amy Winehouse Drunk And Booed Off Stage DailyStab

Hottest Wimbledon Tennis Players Who Names You Can’t Pronounce Busted

Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez R A Cute Lesbian Couple  Celeb Jihad

Tyra Banks Lovely Camel Toe NS (nsfw)

Swiss Miss In Tiny Bikini DailyWhat

Katy Perry Spilling Out Of Her Bikini Celebribabes

Britney Spears Naughty Concert Video LAX (nsfw)

Testicle Cooking Championship  Peeperz

J-Lo Pops Out Of Her Top – TNS (NSFW)

Solar Powered Bikini WTF? PeeperzNow

Hot Holly Madison In A Bikini  Hundreds

Blake Lively ‘er ‘um Leaked Pics NationalSkirtDay

Random News And Hot Chicks From Around The Internets  TAR

Miley Cyrus Rocks The Double Chin NotSomebody

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Either Pull Your Pants Up, Or Take Them Off Peeperz
(very nsfw)