Clearly Kelly Brook should wear a bikini more often, because she obviously has no clue how to dress when it comes to actual clothes. She looks confused and Bambi like…

So this is the look you were going for?  You’re telling me she looked in the mirror, looked left, looked right and said, “yup, perfect” ?  Maybe her kid dressed her and did her make-up?!  Anyway, I just want to know why she insists on torturing those poor spandex pants.  I mean, look at them, crying out for help, barely hanging on by a thread.  I’m betting they’re the same pair as here and here [...]

So yeah, I just found out that Rose lives a few block away from me. As does Jon Hamm, Gerard Butler, Rachel Bilson, Megan Fox… I found out about all these celebs living just around the corner. That corner happens to be an ‘effing gas station… where I live. It’s as if I’m Tijuana, and they’re America. All the separates us is a chain link fence… and a gas station. So if you hear on [...]

OK. I really think the writers of this show are pretty much making up any story line that involves Annalynne making a complete ass of herself. And yes, speaking of ass… I’m also pretty sure that Annalynne doesn’t mind making one of herself as long as people are paying attention. Sadly, we are. Hot Chicks And Other Fun Stuff Ernie Coco’s Wonderfully Fat and Juicy Camel Toe CBabes The World’s Loudest Penis NotSomebody Kelly Brook [...]