Jessica Alba Pretend She’s Mexican

So the weekend is here. I used to get excited about Friday nights, but now that I have a kid, it all sorta blends together. I look back before having a kind and I’m saddened by how much time I actually had, and how much of it was wasted. Soon I’ll be making my way to Disneyland just like Sofia and no doubt I’ll look as thrilled as she does. Actually, I just think when put in order they kinda look like she’s making poopie in her pants.

I can’t really blame the paparazzi for taking such a blurry picture of Sofia Vergara in her bikini. I just wonder how far away he must have been. I mean those things can be seen from space, so it wouldn’t surprise me at all if they were taken well, from space. That’s all I got. These pics have gotten me all flustered. That’s right, flustered.

You see, Sofia Vergara is just like all the rest of us.  She goes out shopping for underwear like everyone else.  Except, when she put them on, she doesn’t quite look like everyone else.  I don’t know what it is… So I guess in that respect she’s somehow, different?

Imagine how hot she is going to be in about 10-12 hours… You know what I’m talking about…

There should be a simple rule when it comes to Sofia Vergara. She should only wear tight tops. And, she should never speak. OK. 2 rules. I’ve tried watching her show, Modern Family and good God, how anyone can get past that voice is beyond me… then again, with a body like hers I guess I could over look the voice part, but if only there was a way to keep in mouth stuffed…

The one thing I like about the Internet is, it doesn’t talk. You can look at pics of hot chicks all day and not be let down by their God awful voice or their whining. Last night I watched, Modern Family for the first time. Thus marking the first time I heard Sofia Vergara speak. It was much like the first time I heard David Beckham speak… except I don’t want to nail Becks. I’m [...]

It’s a big night tonight.  Habs game 6 vs. Booins and of course the Canucks and ‘hawks in game 7.  History is NOT on either goalies’ side.  Price has lost 7 playoff games at Bell and Luongo… well, he lets in about 30 goals a game v. Chicago.  But sports aside, here’s Sofia Vergara in some very tight spandex.  Certainly enough to make me forget … what was I talking about? Hot Chicks And Other [...]