Snooki insists she is not dirty and that she smells clean.  I guess when you live in a stink filled cave all your life and were formed from bile, smelly and dirty are relative terms.  In the video below, Snooki reveals that she wet herself and the dance floor with her own urine.  That’s right, she peed herself and pretty much created a hazardous environment for everyone around her.  But it’s the Jersey Shore, so [...]

In what yesterday I thought was the first sign of the Apocalypse, turns out to be a false alarm… for now at least. But rest assured, as the Mayans predicted, this toilet monster named Snooki will indeed have children of her own. Then we’ll see who’s been crazy living in an abandoned war bunker all these years.

Snooki tweeted this photograph of herself wearing no make-up earlier today

Here’s Snooki channeling her inner AnnaLynne Mccord whilst peddling her new perfume. I didn’t know they could legally sell pepper spray as perfume? But I guess if they add a splash of Shweddy Balls, their good to go.

Snooki, or Annalynne Mccord? Whomever hired Snooki for this event is a douche. But a smart one. A douche for perpetuating this crap, but smart for knowing the target audience. Sorta like understanding lemmings. It’s pretty easy trapping dumb people. Offer them Snooki and they will come. They will come from miles across our great land in hopes of catching a glimpse of the one known as Snooki.  As they throw their money away, dreaming [...]

Here’s J-woww helping out Snooki, who I’m guessing had a bit of a wipe out walking around cobble stone streets in those stupid ‘effing shoes.  I’m guessing if you’re friends with a Snooki, you always come prepared with antibiotic wipes, rubber gloves, a CPR mask and an Ewok-English translation guide. Hot Chicks And Other Fun Stuff Ernie Best Playoff Beards – WeOwnYou Britney And Rihanna Make Out HQ Scarlett Johansson Panty Pic Celeb Jihad Aleesandra [...]

Her t-shirt might read, “I’m Bad” but it really should read, “I’m an Idiot”. Mind you, it’s not her fault she’s a waste of space. It’s her parents, and it’s MTV’s for inflaming the issue.  Stupidity should not be rewarded, but in this country, it’s a badge of freaking honor. From the DailyMail: The accident happened in the Renaissance city of Florence where the crew arrived earlier this month to film series four of the [...]

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