Is this f8cking movie still being filmed? It’s like Apocalypse Now. Except that it isn’t.

Hey wait a minute, who’s the ugly chick sitting on top of a garbage can?

I just got my ‘effing Time Warner cable bill.  Mother ‘effers.  Every month it’s a new surprise.  How much are they going to charge me this time?  What increase will I have to pay for this time?  My bill jumped from $183 a month to now, $195.  WTF?!  So I call their customer service… In ARGENTINA?!  Nice to know that my rate increase is paying for off shore service.  So tell me, WTF does some [...]

I mean if it wasn’t for Disney, we wouldn’t have all these broken and damaged chicks running around Hollywood.  Now that her arranged relationship with Justin has had its desired effect on Selena’s popularity, the next step for her PR team is to transform the pop star into a slutty, Hollywood tramp.  Again, thanks to Disney, they already have the playbook.  It’ll go from sexy twitter pics, to a nip slip, then some kind of [...]

Ahhh how cute. I’m not exactly sure what they are going for here… actually, I do. Too bad Selena obviously doesn’t. Poor Justin. Is it measured to scale?

  She kinda looks like Rachel Bilson… but I’m not really looking at her face.  Much like Vanessa Hudgens and even Miley Cyrus, Selena will soon jump the shark.  She’ll soon be too old for all us pervs and the whole Justin scenario will also soon run dry and she’ll be caught in some nexus.  But in the meantime…

So I’ve been waiting months for the new season of NBC’s Thursday night line up. A little Community, Parks and Rec, The Office and 30 Ro…. oh that’s right, 30 Rock wasn’t on. Instead, “Whitney” was on. Now for years NBC has tried to find that “4th show” They tried, Perfect Couples, That one with Paul Riser, and there was another one in there, but I forgot the name of it. Also, what happened to [...]

Weekend was pretty good. HBO finally showed a good movie on Saturday, The Town. Damn, Blake Lively is fine. And even hotter all drugged out.  I also had to drag my lazy self to a kid’s b-day party.  Now most of the time, I have to stay at least 50 yards away from any parks or schools, but this time I knew the parents. They decided to have a party in the park, at 5:30PM [...]

What a great shot. Just barely enough. I’m like a crackhead, I just keep looking for more, hoping it’ll be better next time. But it’s not.  I saw old creepy guy at the pool today.  The lane next to me was available and I just knew he was going to take it.  But he didn’t.  He took the next one over.  I was almost insulted.  Is that wrong?  I didn’t want creepy guy swimming next [...]