Maybe her parents, her sister and most likely the pharmacy that fills all her prescriptions but if Paris stayed in Turkey forever it wouldn’t be soon enough. Now only if we can get Xerxes and her family to vacate LA, we’d be all set.
Tag: Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton Swimsuit Candids in France
France has a history or housing the scum of the earth. Polanski, Jean-Claude “Baby Doc” Duvalier, and Paris Hilton. Residents of France were warned to boil their water before drinking or bathing…
Paris Hilton Makes My Life Miserable
I make myself believe that #ParisHilton leads a miserable existence. She’s not married, doesn’t have kids, and probably (hopefully) will never have either. She masks her loneliness with vacations, shopping sprees and lots of medication. I make myself believe this because it makes me feel better about my life. Because minus the shopping sprees and awesome vacations, I’m just stuck with the medication part of it…
Paris Hilton Is Still Paris Hilton
So upset that Cristiano Ronaldo didn’t even take a penalty kick, Paris attacks the first Spanish speaking person she sees…
ParisHilton Queen Of Boho Chic..I mean Boho Sh*t
I have a gun in my mouth as I am uploading these pics… If your mouth is not full of bile after reading this post, then you quite simply haven’t being paying attention all these years. I could say I feel sorry for Paris because she really does lead a very sad and lonely life, though she would think differently, thanks to all her meds. But I feel more sorry for myself for wasting my time to post such crap… or sorry for you for even wanting to see pics of this c*nt.
Paris Hilton Sluts Up Her Mother
Evidently Paris was none too impressed by her mother’s c thru costume last week and figured, there’s no way this b*tch is going to upstage me!
Paris Hilton Back To Reclaim Title
As predicted, the Giants won. I guess Giselle couldn’t get enough people to pray for Tom. Besides, God was busy on Sunday looking after Tim Tebow. Anyway, speaking of predictions… who on earth could have ever seen this one coming… Paris getting out of a car and voila! I’m not even sure what’s going on down there. Afraid to look.
Paris Hilton Is As Paris Hilton Does
I was watching, Last Man Standing, on ABC last night because programming sucks on a Tuesday. Turns out the show isn’t half bad. Then as I was watching, a pop up ad scrolled across the bottom of the TV letting me know that Kim Kardashian will be on an upcoming episode of the show. Now ABC is owned by Disney, so I wonder why they would be interested in having a porn star like Xerxes on a family channel like ABC? Are they getting into the smut industry? They should. With past Disney kids like Britney Spears… they clearly know what they are doing.
I sent an email to the president of ABC - Robert A. Iger and senior exec, Zenia B. Mucha. I asked them if they could come over to my place and explain to my daughter why a chick who has been exposed as being a total fraud gets to be on TV and make millions. So far, no response. Needless to say I won’t be watching Last Man Standing anymore. I know, right. How can I survive. Anyway, the point of all this is Paris no longer seems as offensive as she once was. She’s never pretended to be anything she wasn’t. She’s a party slut who loves her drugs and run-ins with the law. I can appreciate that. But Xerxes? And we still keep making her bed?!
Hey Everyone, It’s Paris Hilton
I’m going to assume that Paris is dressed up for Halloween as opposed to simply stepping out to go to the drug store to pick up her meds.
I’m also going to assume that Paris is now loving the news that her ex- BFF has finally been called out for who she really is. A scam artist. To Paris’ credit, she never pretended to be something she wasn’t. She’s a dirty party slut, the lowest level of humanity, and she embraced it. So for a spell, so did we.
Paris Hilton Is So Vein
Thrilled with the results of her summer diet? Can cocaine be considered a diet? I have no idea why she’s trying so hard to get in shape. I think your ship has sailed Paris. DailyMail:
The rippling effect on her hands may be part and parcel to Paris’ new fitness regime. Extreme exercise is said to sometimes lead to a veiny effect on several areas of the body.
The actress is said to have been currently working hard to keep her body in shape with regular workouts after complaining of feeling ‘fat’ on her reality TV show when she gained a few extra pounds this year.
After embarking on a strict fitness regime, Paris was back in a bikini earlier this month and said she was feeling more confident than ever.
Paris – who modelled a range of bikinis on Malibu beach – said she was thrilled with the results of her summer diet.
‘I’ve been working out and eating healthier and it feels great,’ she said.
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Paris Hilton Can’t Handle The Truth
Paris Hilton lost her cool during an interview with ABC News at her Los Angeles mansion this week
Paris Hilton stormed out of a U.S TV interview after she was asked if she was past her prime.
The reality TV star took offence at the question and pulled the plug on the interview with Dan Harris of ABC News at her Los Angeles mansion.
She first become agitated when the journalist suggested she had been eclipsed by her best friend turned rival, Kim Kardashian.
He asked: ‘Do you worry at times that people who have followed in your footsteps like Kim Kardashian are over shadowing you?’ Through gritted teeth, she replied: ‘No, not at all.’
She became even more irritated when mentioned that her latest reality TV show The World According to Paris has struggled in the ratings.
The journalist continued: ‘Do you worry about your moment being past?’
Hilton, 30, glanced across at her publicist off camera before getting up from her chair and stormed out. She could be heard saying off camera: ‘I don’t want all this being used.’
If there is one thing Paris knows about, it’s being used!
