Snooki tweeted this photograph of herself wearing no make-up earlier today

Yeah, I’m kinda with Tony Parker on this one. This picture pretty much represents Hollywood.  It’s a pretty ‘effing scary place when you’re up close.  When you get to Hollywood Blvd. There’s no glitter.  There are no stars.  There’s a bunch of half drunk clowns dressed up as drunk Spiderman and drunk Captain Sparrow standing around harassing tourists for change.  But when there’s an award show and you’re sitting at home watching it on TV… [...]

So kids, when you’re watching High School Musical, and  you’re up dancing on your couch, singing into your hair brush, wishing you could be as cool and as pretty Ashley Tisdale, you can.  Just go into your moms purse, grab as many nickles as you can, put them in a sock and hit yourself in the face a few times.  This will not only damage your face, but hopefully it will help you wake the [...]

Here is Xerxes in all her glory. Is she ever ordinary. Now just imagine her with no make-up AND all that hair on her face and side burns… and no doubt her lower back and ass crack too.  Lovely. So yeah, this is what America has been buying into for the last few years.  Maybe we can now all wake-up from this terrible terrible nightmare we’ve come to know as the Kardashian family. Hot Chicks [...]

Oh dear God.  Please put your makeup back on.