Nice lips. She looks quite healthy.
Tag: No Make Up
Yeah, I’m kinda with Tony Parker on this one. This picture pretty much represents Hollywood. It’s a pretty ‘effing scary place when you’re up close. When you get to Hollywood Blvd. There’s no glitter. There are no stars. There’s a bunch of half drunk clowns dressed up as
drunk Spiderman and drunk Captain Sparrow standing around harassing tourists for change. But when there’s an award show and you’re sitting at home watching it on TV… oh boy… Hollywood sure looks awesome! It’s one street full of run away kids and some scientologists offering a free “stress test.” It’s all smoke and mirrors. However in the case of this picture of Eva Longoria, I don’t think any mirrors were involved. Good God, she looks like my cleaning lady.
So kids, when you’re watching High School Musical, and you’re up dancing on your couch, singing into your hair brush, wishing you could be as cool and as pretty Ashley Tisdale, you can. Just go into your moms purse, grab as many nickles as you can, put them in a sock and hit yourself in the face a few times. This will not only damage your face, but hopefully it will help you wake the f*ck up. The point of the exercise is to help you realize that pretty much everything in Hollywood is fake. So the quicker you realize that, that quicker you can give up your ridiculous dreams and stay in school. Or, just make a sex tape…
Here is Xerxes in all her glory. Is she ever ordinary. Now just imagine her with no make-up AND all that hair on her face and side burns… and no doubt her lower back and ass crack too. Lovely.
So yeah, this is what America has been buying into for the last few years. Maybe we can now all wake-up from this terrible terrible nightmare we’ve come to know as the Kardashian family.
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