Too bad nothing can be done about that face of hers. Or her annoying personality. Or…
Tag: Miley Cyrus
#MileyCyrus Is Flashy
OK. so the posts started out well this AM. A little Jessica Alba, some Cavallari but now like most Mondays, things have taken a horrible turn. And by horrible turn, I mean Miley Cyrus. I really couldn’t give a f8ck about this chick or anyone who wastes their life and talent. So I guess by that logic, I really don’t like myself too much either. Happy happy.
Miley Cyrus Wardrobe Malfunction.
Here’s Miley at a pre-Grammy party. In other words, she’s just getting warmed up. I don’t know why they put extra security around the Grammy’s last night, because after watching some of it, the only person I wanted to kill was myself for wasting 30 minutes of my life on such an overblown, ostentatious “ceremony” Yaaaa… let’s all thank each other for our wonderful lives. We’re all so awesome.
Hello Miley
Never mind your 11″ Footlong, Subway…can you handle 24″ ? Miley thinks she can. And I’m guessing she’s right!
Awesome f8cking movie trailer from my buddy George Zakk.
(Vin Diesel’s former business partner and producer)
So This Is Miley Cyrus
Weekend was pretty good aside from the Cowboys winning. Maybe it’s a good thing. False confidence. Much like the Falcons. Anyway. I’m two weeks away until DK2 arrives. Affectionately known as, dream killer 2, or the birth of my second kid. The first one was exciting. Now, now I know exactly how much sleep I’m going to lose, multiplied by 3. So I’m not really as excited. I’m sure that’ll all change once I’m holding the thing. But in the meantime, things are just a bit crazy with the holidays, a 2 year old and a 9 month pregnant wife not to mention 2 dogs. Good times.
Miley Cyrus. Whatever.
It’s been tough for me to jerk off lately. My kid just switched from her crib to a regular bed, which means she can get out whenever she wants, and sneak up on me. Really the last thing I want is for my 2 year old to find me abusing myself. I’m sure the same thing happened to Miley when she was younger. Explains why she’s such a normal, stand up role model.
Oh Good. Miley Voted.
Yeeehaaaa. Another 4 years of the same sh*t. What’s Miley gonna do next?
He Must Be Thrilled
I just moved from Los Feliz into the Valley. Totally sucks, but Los Feliz is for rich hipsters. I don’t think I’m either. I was hoping to be rich, but that’s not turning out so well.. blah blah. Anyway, I drive through Toluca Lake once in a while, and I always wondered if I’d be able to spot Miley. Question answered. Liam must be f8cking thrilled walking around with her. He’s doing what he can to kick off his movie career, and Miley… we all know where that’s ending up. I think he’s milked it too long, and needs to move on. Just blew your mind, didn’t I?
Miley Cyrus Enjoys Her Coke
Get it? I’m brilliant. Lap it up Liam, that’ll soon be your wife… you lucky guy you.
Hey Miley, Isn’t That Illegal?
Here’s Miley seemingly driving topless to pick up her pretend fiancee. No doubt she got herself all sexed up to impress him after being away for a spell. Hey Miley, you know what would be more impressive? Not acting like a f8cking child. That would certainly help. Not shaving your head like a rethard and bleaching it some awful shade of peroxide blond all those would go far in helping. Showing off your cash and prizes that he and everyone else has seen a million times just isn’t cutting it. I mean it works for me, but probably not so much Liam.
Although Miley may well have been wearing a strapless top or dress, the position of her steering wheel gave the illusion that she had stepped out completely topless.
Miley Cyrus. Not Her Best Quadrant
Top front? Good lord, Lemon, that’s your worst quadrant.
