Tag: Lindsay Lohan

Who’d You Rather? #TulisaContostavlos #LindsayLohan

I’d imagine Lindsay would be quite fun.  And by fun, I mean, she’d be so out of it, you could do anything you’d want to her.  Tulisa would probably be a bit more reserved, unless of course she’s filming it.  But for a chick who claims she wants to disappear from the public eye… she’s doing a lousy job.

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Lindsay Lohan Sex Symbol?

I guess the fascination with Lohan makes sense.  She mirrors today’s society and youth.  She gets away with pretty much murder, and she thinks she awesome even though she hasn’t done a thing.  Tell me THAT doesn’t sum up our overall situation today.  Years of no punishment for this chick… she’s like Wall Street of Hollywood.  She crashes, we bail her out…

#braless #Lindsaylohan Hits Brazil

I know I’m not saying anything new but, this chick is an absolute mess.  But what is she supposed to do, retire from Hollywood and work at a bank?  Imagine Lohan being in charge of your money?  Anyway, it’s Friday which means Final Four weekend but it also means that Monday is 2 days away.

Lindsay Lohan Shows Some Pink

For that extra bit of “energy”

#LindsayLohan IS a Scary Movie

Oh that’s right… looking at Lohan struttin’ around doing some work.  Wow.  I mean, that’s two films in a row.  Look see, I can get insurance.  I just got a credit card today with a limit of a grand total of 3K.  I got it so I could transfer my sh*tty car payment onto it and take advantage to the 0% APR.  But of course they figured out a way to not allow you to do that.  Anyway, it’s depressing and more so because I waste my time, hours of my life on posting this stuff for what, $10 a month.  But I need the money.  I’ve grown accustom to the lifestyle it affords me.

No Soup For You! Lohan Banned From Marmont

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Lindsay Lohan has been banned from the Chateau Marmont hotel for not paying a $46,000 bill

I’m only surprised this didn’t happen sooner.  I’m guessing she’ll blame some black dude.  Dailymail:

Lindsay Lohan just can’t seem to keep her nose out of trouble – and now a newly leaked document reveals that the actress was recently banned from a hotel over a $46,350.04 unpaid bill.  Lilo stayed in the upscale Chateau Marmont Hotel in West Hollywood during June and July of this year, all the while racking up heavy room service bills.  The star ordered up room service meals, cigarettes and regularly used the mini bar during her stay but failed to pay the hotel for their services, forcing the manager to ban her from the premises.

I Think This Might Be Lindsay Lohan

I wasn’t sure at first, but judging by all the jewelery she’s got on, I’m thinking it must be Lindsay?  In fact, I think I saw that watch at a party once.

Lindsay Forgot Something…

I’d say she forgot her dignity, but I don’t think she ever had any.  Anyway, the weekend is here so it’s time once again to let it all hang out.  Not literally speaking of course… unless your last name rhymes with blohan…

Lindsay Lohan Bouncing Along The Beach

Lindsay is the perfect metaphor for American youth.  She once had a lot of promise but messed it up by being an idiot and now she’s become nothing but a punch line.  A punch line with an awesome rack mind you, but a punch line none the less.

Lohan Taking Her Career Back

Seems Scary Movie 5 has come early…

Lindsay Lohan falls out of her sundress in dramatic new scenes on Liz and Dick set

Here’s Lohan on the set of Liz and Dick.  I’m guessing she’s playing the part of dick?  Anyway, I managed to catch THE KILLING last night.  Only 2 episodes left, and lemme tell ya, it’s one of the best shows EVER.  Alongside, THE WIRE.  Some truly gripping drama.  Much like the new made for TV movie, Liz and Dick, I’m sure.  I think they might even have the same writers on board?!  I mean just look at the intensity.  And by, “intensity” I mean her boobs.