Here’s Lindsay leaving Bank of America, no doubt after they chased her out of the building with pitchforks…

I had my very first garage sale this past weekend. I can’t believe I never had one before. Typically, I’d just take all my old clothes, furniture, DVD’s and CD’s to Goodwill…because I’m too lazy to make “YARD SALE” signs and stand around charging people $1 for a pair of my old jeans.  But I’m broke.  So I figured, what heck (that’s right, heck).  I gathered up all my crappy things, which is pretty much [...]

Lindsay Lohan appeared in desperate need of a little cosmetic help as the rough looking actress stopped to grab something to drink at a convenience store in Hawaii.  Wearing a black top with a black sweater over her shoulders, and her over-processed blonde hair partially pulled into a ponytail, Lindsay looked like she had rolled out on the wrong side of the bed. The make-up free star was pictured standing at the checkout line of [...]

Hmmmm… I wonder, I just wonder why he wouldn’t be happy with the shoot?  Maybe showing up looking like Krusty the Clown?  Maybe Dina kept trying to get in the shoot?  Or maybe, just maybe Lindsay was looped out of her mind and every shot of her and a little vomit coming out the side of her mouth? Hefner decided he wasn’t happy with the first set of photos and hired a new photographer. Sources [...]

A smile only Charlie Sheen would be jealous of.  Glad to see Lindsay is now more focused on her career than ever before. The daily mail keeps referring to her as, The Mean Girl’s Star.  Dailymail: She’s regularly spotted smoking on cigarettes and sipping lattes, and it seems Lindsay Lohan’s lifestyle has finally caught up with her Hollywood smile. The actress was spotted with smoke-stained teeth while attending the premiere of THQ’s Saints Row: The [...]

It must be awesome to be a celebrity photographer. And I use the term “celebrity” very lightly with Lohan. She’s famous, but a celebrity? Yeah, I guess. It’s amazing what passes for celebrity these days. Kinda like in high school, when the teacher would grade you on the ‘effing bell curve. Everyone always looked around to count how many Asians were in the class. Lindsay is the reverse of those Asian Kids.

My weekend was pretty good, not as good as Lindsay’s apparently. But the Cowboys lost which always puts me in a good mood. Can we all forget about Tony Romo now. He sucks, always has. Speaking of people who suck…here’s A less-than-sober Lindsay Lohan partied at Rasputin nightclub in Paris on Saturday night.

At what point do you realize there’s really no film in the camera, and you’re life is one big joke?  Seeing as we’re talking about LiLo, I guess my question is rhetorical.  Let’s put the American in high heel shoes, and put an American flag on her purse… we’ll sit her high up on a diving board and see what happens.

My buddy used to have this great scam.He would meet a girl, tell him he was a producer/model agent or whatever. He would then tell them he wants them to come in for a photo shoot on Monday…after the weekend. But first, why not come over to my place to discuss the shoot… on Monday. The girl, eager and stupid would fall for it. By the time Monday rolls around, she finds the phone number [...]

  Mischa Barton was let in… Lindsay Lohan wasn’t! But rather than leaving well enough alone, like any reasonable adult would, Lindsay stamped her feet and called the hotel’s owner. That seemed to work, but only for a few minutes. DailyMail: Lindsay Lohan’s negative reputation seems to be proceeding her.  The 25-year-old actress found herself an unwelcome guest after she was reportedly kicked out of a fashionable New York party. Party organisers had initially refused [...]

It’s nice to see Lindsay has it all under control now… It’s disgusting that someone, some company, some magazine or whatever would not just invite this mess to an event, but to have her actually host it? What kind of people are we hoping to attract with this? Here’s actually how I see it. The Lohan’s are some of the most important role models in Hollywood. They are perfect examples of how not to run [...]