Because if there is one thing Kris Jenner knows about it, God’s will?!  Last night on E! Kris Kardashian pretended to be furious at the thought of Kourntey having another bastard child with her slick, entitled boyfriend, Scott Disck.  Yeah, Kourtney having another baby out of wedlock… that’s what God will really be upset about.  Something tells me that God is a little too busy to worry about Kourtney Kardashian.  I mean, don’t worry about [...]

I really don’t know why Kris Jenner is getting all worked up, it’s not as if the marriage is going to last more than a year.  Plus, Kris changed her last name to JENNER – no doubt in hopes of cashing in on the “Jenner” name… but that didn’t work out too well.  From the Dailymail: There seems to be a case of ‘Do as I say, not as I do’ in the Kardashian household. [...]

Oh, I think she’s pulling her weight just fine.  Kris Jenner is a monster and this whole control thing is going to blow up all around her.  Awesome.  From the DailyMail: Can we have a little chat about Quicktrim? I just think the way you are presenting yourself in the media is a little off-base and I feel like you and I need to have a chat about what you are doing to the brand,’ [...]