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Kim Kardashian – Please Make It Go Away

Sep. 22 Celeb no comments

If there is a limit to how much, over the top saturated BS we can tolerate, we clearly have not reached it. My question is, when? When will we all collectively stop caring about Xerxes and her ‘effing army. Fight back people. I thought our attention span was much shorter than this. Here she is, caked in make-up with camera’s in tow. I can pretty much promise you that his family doesn’t want anything to do with Kim or her family’s insidious ways. I feel sorry for Kris. He either knows the whole thing is a sham, or he really believes this whole marriage is going to last forever. How many episodes in a season anyway? I guess he’s loving the fact there’s a lockout.

Tags: Kim Kardahsian, Kris Humphries, Minnesota

Kris Meet Ray J. The Guy Who Peed On Your Wife

Sep. 01 Celeb no comments

Kris Humphries Meets Ray J On Flight

Classic! Something tell me Kris better get used to the fact he married an amateur porn star who will do anything (and anybody) to get what she wants. But Kris is young, he loves the spotlight, the attention, and fortune. But that will soon become tiring. Kris is an athlete from Minnesota. Kim is a fame whore born and bred in Los Angeles (Calabasas) – it’s not going to last.

Singer Ray J was filmed romping with the socialite in the X-rated internet clip, which has been viewed millions of times.

And while travelling from Los Angeles to New Orleans on Sunday Kris reportedly met Kim’s ex for the first time.

Basketball star Kris was already on board the flight when Ray joined it during a stop in Minneapolis.

Kris sat in an aisle seat on the Delta Airways flight across from the singer in first class.

A few minutes after Ray took his seat, Kris moved to a seat in front of the R’n'B singer.

And moments later, Ray is said to have walked up to Humphries’ seat to congratulate him on his recent marriage to his ex.

However Kris, who wed Kim earlier this month, is reported to have acted like he did not recognise him.

Ray J said: “Come on, you know who I am. I just want to say congratulations.”

Then Kris replied: “Oh yeah, yeah, I’m sorry I know who you are.”

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Kim Kardashian Was Married Before? Shocking Revelation For Kris Humphries…

Aug. 29 Celeb no comments

Amidst the swimming, sun-bathing and snuggling, Kris was shocked to learn that Kim had been married before

‘What else do I not know about her at this point?’ No wonder they picked him to be Kim’s suitor. He’s as dumb as a bag of bricks. He was upset that she was married before? Um, dude…? DailyMail:

They’ve already walked down the aisle in real life, but in the latest episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kris Humphries learned something new about his then future wife.

While sat around the dinner table with Kim’s family during a tropical group holiday to Bora Bora, the NBA star found out that he wasn’t going to be Kim’s first husband as one of her chatty relatives accidentally revealed that she has been married before.

‘You were really married? You guys are serious?’ said a shocked Kris in disbelief.

‘You thought that you were going to the first? ‘ he asked a clearly distraught Kris.

Little brother Rob tried to be more supportive: ‘Kim wasn’t really married.’

But poor Kris couldn’t be consoled. ‘What else do I not know about her at this point?’ .

‘I didn’t see that coming, that hit me like a ton of bricks. What else will Kim break to me?’ asked the New Jersey Nets basketball player.

Fortunately resilient Kris got over his upset and started looking to his future with reality queen Kim, instead of dwelling on the men in her past.