Tag: Kim Kardashian

#KimKardashian Reminds Me My Taxes Are Due Monday

Please don’t tell me my taxes pay for this shit?!  This is a f8cking embarrassment.  Our State is in the shitter and this b*tch has ten sheriff’s officers escorting her?  I f8cking hate myself.

Looking Good Xerxes

I made a vow a while back to never post pics of the Kardashians.  For the most part, I’ve stuck to it.  But this one picture here, I just couldn’t resist.  Have fun Kanye.  It’s all yours.

Kim Kardashian. BLURG

The face of EVIL!  Is there really no one better to follow these days?  It’s been what, 6 years.

Kim And Kanye Are Geniuses

I gotta say, it’s the first time Kim got a gift with pearls that didn’t drip around her neck!  I rarely post anymore on Kim Kardashian, because she’s an idiot and I hate myself already for posting celebrity crap so why add to it.  But these pics were too funny (sad) to pass up.  I’m sure Kim absolutely loves her CALF SKIN shoes.  They are  Giuseppe Zanotti heels, which are made of calf leather and embroidered pearls and cost around $6,000.  That’s a lot of money to look like an idiot.

Kim Kardashian Looks To Produce Another Sex Tape

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I no longer post anything about the Xerxes or the rest of her family because quite simply I hate the f8ckiung c8nt.  Whilst I hate most of Hollywood, due mainly to jealousy, the Kardashians are in a league of their own.  I don’t spend a second thinking about them and refuse to give them any attention… except for today… it seems that Kim went out with her brother and his girlfriend, Rita Ora.  I can only assume she wanted to talk about strategy.  The best place to position the camera, and how to leak it to the press all whilst denying any culpability.  According the the DailyMail, Kanye was also there, until his boyfriend, Jay-Z came along and the two left together, presumably because Beyonce has Jay on a short leash and doesn’t want him spotted with the hairy beast known as Kim.  Anyway, Rob and Rita have been romantically linked since the end of last year,  they confirmed their relationship in typical douche bag fashion by announcing it on Twitter last weekend.  It’s going to be awesome when they break up.  All for season 7 of course…

Xerxes Struggles To Get Her Fat Ass Out Of A Car

I saw this pic this AM on the dailymail’s website.  However, when I went just now to get the pics, the post had been removed.  True story.  Dailymail is a wimpy website that refers to whores like the Kardashian’s as models.  They have no real point of reference.  Very British in that they are very polite.  So I’m guessing someone from Kim’s camp called the Daily Mail and asked them to remove the entire post, because as you can see, it shows Kim as she really is.  A grace-less, gutter trash cow who isn’t accepted in any circle in Hollywood except for the ones she creates.  Why hasn’t this b8tch run out of time?

#KimKardashian Her Latest Publicity Stunt

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Kim Kardashian was doused with flour this evening

I’m sure this was all orchestrated by her mother just to drum up some publicity.  I mean they’ve done everything else.  It’s probably so they can strike a deal to promote Betty Crocker or something like that.  I’m only sorry it was just flour.  I tell you what, the lady (below) deserves a big thank you, from ALL of us.

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kim kardashian Get Floured

Why Jon, Why?

Jon Hamm remarks about Kim Kardashian

Jon Hamm stood by his recent remarks about Kim Kardashian

Jon lives just down the street from me.  I feel like leaving a note on his car asking why he had to respond to Matt Lauer’s question this morning about his Xerxes comment, you know, when he called her a f8cking idiot. There’s no need to comment, respond or defend.  100% of the population agree with Jon.  I don’t consider Kim’s fans part of the population, so ipso facto, 100% of the population agrees with him, and they would all thank him if they could.  So, I will do it for you.  I will leave a Thank You card on his door step.  Actually, I won’t that’s kinda creepy.  But when I do see him, I’ll shake his hand.  The issue I have, is that fact that the subject was even brought up.  Now b*tch gets more air time, she’ll work it up in interviews, she’ll tweet about it…It’s not sad that Kim thinks she’s so hot.  Plenty of people have unjustified, inflated self-esteem issues.  So it’s not that she thinks she’s all that.  It’s that millions of kids believe her.  THAT right there is the frightening part.  Of course Jon Hamm thinks she’s an idiot.  Most intelligent people do but she sells magazines, and people tune in to see her, so editors and TV producers, shut their mouths and do their jobs.  Make money.

Kim Kardashian Going Bald

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Kim Kardashian arrived at Charles De Gaulle airport this morning for Paris Fashion Week and was sporting a large bald patch

About a month or so ago, I decided not to post any more pics or stories about this b*tch.  She’s useless.  And coming from me, that says quite a bit.  She lends to the total degradation of our society.  I digress.  But I just couldn’t pass on this.  But of course she’ll now go on to promote some sort of women’s hair loss shampoo.  And when she’s 70 and starts pissing on herself (which she’ll enjoy) she’ll peddle adult diapers.  There’s no end because we suck.  And for some ‘effing reason which I have yet to comprehend, people are fascinated with her.  This has gotta be the year, right?  It all crumbles down?!

Paris Hilton Is As Paris Hilton Does

I was watching, Last Man Standing, on ABC last night because programming sucks on a Tuesday.  Turns out the show isn’t half bad.  Then as I was watching, a  pop up ad scrolled across the bottom of the TV letting me know that Kim Kardashian will be on an upcoming episode of the show.  Now ABC is owned by Disney, so I wonder why they would be interested in having a porn star like Xerxes on a family channel like ABC?  Are they getting into the smut industry?  They should.  With past Disney kids like Britney Spears… they clearly know what they are doing.

I sent an email to the president of ABC -  Robert A. Iger and senior exec, Zenia B. Mucha.  I asked them if they could come over to my place and explain to my daughter why a chick who has been exposed as being a total fraud gets to be on TV and make millions.  So far, no response.  Needless to say I won’t be watching Last Man Standing anymore.  I know, right.  How can I survive.  Anyway, the point of all this is Paris no longer seems as offensive as she once was.  She’s never pretended to be anything she wasn’t.  She’s a party slut who loves her drugs and run-ins with the law.  I can appreciate that.  But Xerxes?  And we still keep making her bed?!

Kim Kardashian Hangs Out With Her Husband. No Way?!

It’s good to know that Kim doesn’t like to wear that much makeup. She’d look ridiculous if she wore too much.  Besides, Armenian women are not known to over do it.  They always seem so, what’s the word… understated?!

Anyway, here’s Xerxes putting that dress she’s wearing through hell.  That poor is fabric struggling to keep its integrity as it tries to hold her massive cans in place.  She’s celebrating her 31st birthday, so I guess she decided to invite her husband along.