Tag Archives: Khloe Kardashian

Khloe Covers Up Her Lady Bits

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Thank you Khloe. Because you know that something just awful is happening down there.

Hey Sexy…

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It’s Kelly Clarkson?  Anyway, I have broken my vow of never posting anything every again about the f*cking Kardashian family again hoping that it would catch on, and they’d soon disappear but this was too good to pass up.  Besides, technically, she’s not a Kardashian.  Am I right?

Khloe Kardashian Admits To Having Cellulite…

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Wow. That must have been quite brave of her to admit that she has cellulite.  I mean, really – who would have ever guessed that Sasquatch here has fat deposits. I for one am shocked.  About as shocked to hear that Arnold has a love child.  (I’ll actually be shocked if he only has one).  Nice job Nivea.  What would be more impressive is, if you came out with a cream that turns fat, ugly [...]

Khloe Continues To Ruin “The Brand”

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OMFG! Is Kris ever going to go ballistic after she see’s these pics!! Now you too can look this comfortable when you shop at Dash.  I’m all up for chicks who embrace who they are.. but this is ‘effing ridiculous.  Did she lose a bet or something?  “Hey Khloe, I dare you to humiliate yourself again…”  That’s a bet no man can ever win. Hot Chicks And Other Fun Stuff Ernie Best Playoff Beards – [...]

Khloe Needs To Listen To Her Mother

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So the other day, Khole’s wonderful and supportive mother called her fat on national TV.  (If you call E!, “national”).  Kris went on about Khloe ruining the “brand” I’m hoping she was talking about QuickTrim – off which they have made 10 million dollars.  So now we at least know the price tag for selling out your kid.  10 million.  So this is Khloe obviously getting back at her mother… right?

You’re damaging the brand: Khloe Kardashian slammed for gaining weight… by her own MOTHER

Kris Jenner calls her daughter's (Khloe) weight into question

Oh, I think she’s pulling her weight just fine.  Kris Jenner is a monster and this whole control thing is going to blow up all around her.  Awesome.  From the DailyMail: Can we have a little chat about Quicktrim? I just think the way you are presenting yourself in the media is a little off-base and I feel like you and I need to have a chat about what you are doing to the brand,’ [...]

Khloe Kardashian. Why?

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OK.  How can we make this chick self conscious again?  Trick question, she already is.  So why, why would she wear something like this?  I’m guessing to get attention.  You know what could also get some attention?  Hunting for salmon like your Grizzly ancestors.  When can the whole Kardashian clan go away?  Quite simply they are not good for America.  They are not good for our youth, yet somewhere along the line we started treating [...]