Nice try Kelly. Dropping some cleavage isn’t taking away from that Krusty face of yours. Who did your makeup, Side Show Bob?

What do you do when you’re ugly and have no talent?  Why you rip on everyone else to make yourself feel better and to get your name in the news of course.  She seemed to enjoy herself being photographed at Amy Winehouse’s funeral – even sending tweets to her ex-boyfriend.  She’s ripped on Christina Aguilera and now it seems it’s Kate Middleton’s turn.  Fatty over here tells Jay Leno that Kate Middleton, shouldn’t recycle her [...]

  Because I always saw Kelly and Amy hanging out together, it only makes sense that she’s hogging all the funeral spotlight.  Kelly was such a good friend, that she did everything she could to help Amy in her desperate time.  not.  So now that the funeral is over, it only makes sense that she takes to Twitter, like any rational person in mourning would do.  It’s great how she can turn the attention on [...]

  But don’t you know who I am?  I’m the worthless spawn of Ozzy Osbourne.  I do nothing worthwhile with my life, except gain and lose weight like a yo-yo and live off my parents hard work while never really accomplishing anything for myself…yup, it’s me, Kelly Osbourne. She’s pretty much rock royalty considering her parents are Ozzy and Sharon – but Kelly Osbourne had a spot of bother convincing bouncers that she wasn’t one [...]