Here’s Kelly Brook making the most of her intelligence. Then again, I just spent 4 minutes of my life watching the video, so who’s the intelligent one now?!
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Kelly Brook More Than A Handful
They say, more than a handful, you’re risking a sprained tongue. I think I’ll take that risk thank you very much!
Kelly Brook Galore-ious!
So all is quiet on the Western Front. I’m still waiting for this new kid to drop. I’m sure my wife is also pretty anxious. Mustn’t be all that fun carrying around a mass in your stomach for 9 months. I’m sure if it were men that had to do it, our population wouldn’t last more than 2 generations. If men could get knocked up, there’d be abortion vending machines in every Starbucks. Anyway, I have to stay sober in the event I get the “water just broke” wake up call. I’m on high alert. Pardon the pun…
Anyway, here’s Kelly Brook for Galore magazine. I honestly couldn’t think of a more apropos magazine title.
Kelly Brook Shows Off Her Cannes
OK. Eww. Who puts a public phone up to their ear. That’s just disgusting. Who knows where that thing has been? It’s probably been manhandled by throngs of Frenchmen… Lucky f8cking telephone.
Kelly Brook Wears A Hoodie For Treyvon
Even Kelly Brook is getting in on the action…
Kelly Brook, Not The Brightest Bulb?
Matthew Morrison, Kelly Brook Not The Brightest Bulb
I know this might come as shocking news, but Kelly Brook apparently isn’t that bright. I know, right?! You’d think with her good looks and her incredible body, she would have found time to, I dunno, study. Maybe read a bit. But who has time for all of the geek stuff when there’s people who want to pay you for your looks? Who has time to study when you’re getting paid to model lingerie? Apparently not Kelly. I’m sure these comments come as a surprise to Kelly as most guys probably just grin and bare it. Dailymail:
Matthew told The Mirror: ‘I once went out with a Brit. I didn’t realise she was such tabloid fodder.’ He soon elaborated, adding: ‘It was Kelly Brook… she’s not exactly the brightest bulb. We only went on one date.’
Kelly Brook Looks Better In A Bikini
Clearly Kelly Brook should wear a bikini more often, because she obviously has no clue how to dress when it comes to actual clothes. She looks almost confused and Bambi like…
Kelly Brook Does Not Believe In Mayans
OK, well at least if the world does end in 2012 we’ve had a pretty good glimpse of what lays ahead. Hot chicks taking our money whilst we sit at home in our mom’s basement fooling ourselves into thinking we could ever get with something like that. A Happy Ending, to a Happy New Year…
