Here’s Kelly Brook making the most of her intelligence. Then again, I just spent 4 minutes of my life watching the video, so who’s the intelligent one now?!
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They say, more than a handful, you’re risking a sprained tongue. I think I’ll take that risk thank you very much!
So all is quiet on the Western Front. I’m still waiting for this new kid to drop. I’m sure my wife is also pretty anxious. Mustn’t be all that fun carrying around a mass in your stomach for 9 months. I’m sure if it were men that had to do it, our population wouldn’t last more than 2 generations. If men could get knocked up, there’d be abortion vending machines in every Starbucks. Anyway, I have to stay sober in the event I get the “water just broke” wake up call. I’m on high alert. Pardon the pun…
Anyway, here’s Kelly Brook for Galore magazine. I honestly couldn’t think of a more apropos magazine title.
I know this might come as shocking news, but Kelly Brook apparently isn’t that bright. I know, right?! You’d think with her good looks and her incredible body, she would have found time to, I dunno, study. Maybe read a bit. But who has time for all of the geek stuff when there’s people who want to pay you for your looks? Who has time to study when you’re getting paid to model lingerie? Apparently not Kelly. I’m sure these comments come as a surprise to Kelly as most guys probably just grin and bare it. Dailymail:
Matthew told The Mirror: ‘I once went out with a Brit. I didn’t realise she was such tabloid fodder.’ He soon elaborated, adding: ‘It was Kelly Brook… she’s not exactly the brightest bulb. We only went on one date.’