I doubt she knows anything about race car driving, but I’m guessing she knows a lot about motor boating. BOOM!
Tag: Katy Perry
Katy Perry May Have Scurvy
Here’s Katy Perry with Horatio Peter McCallister leaving the SHOREBar in Santa Monica. Quite the swashbuckling duo, aren’t they?
Captain Horatio McCallister
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Katy Perry Sums Up NBC’s Olympic Covergae
I’m so glad NBC decided to air Animal Practice last night, commercial free, in-between the closing ceremonies. I loved having to wait an hour to watch The Who. I’m sad the Olympics are over, but so happy I don’t have to watch NBC every night. They now have 4 years to try and figure out how technology works. Maybe by then, Katy Perry will figure out how bikini bottoms work…
Katy Perry Lends A Hand To Miami Airport Security
Who needs an full body scan when you’re wearing a see through top?!
Katy Perry “Part of Me” Photocall in Rio
Here’s Katy Perry at some photocall in Rio for “part of me” – she’s really taking it literally isn’t she?!
Katy Perry Candids in London
Katy Perry pretty much sums up my weekend. Though it was a marriage ending day of sports on Saturday, everything kinda went south. The Netherlands lost. LA Kings, lost. Manny Pacman, lost. Celtics lost. The only kinda good thing to come out of it all was Portugal losing to Germany. Other than that, everything else pretty much went tits up. Or bottoms up… as it were.
This One Dude Really Hates Katy Perry
Yeah buddy, I feel pretty much the same resentment. Katy recently has been spotted around town with some model getting all cozy whilst strolling the streets of France. Must be nice playing fairytale. No stress, tons of cash, traveling the world…I’d be banging models too. Glove models…
Katy Perry Knows Fashion
Yes, Katy… you’re special. A pound of f8cking making sh*t blue hair and a banging cleavage. She’s all set for fashion week…
Katy Perry And Rihanna One Trick Ponies
OMG. Rihanna dressed like a hooker and Katy Perry all quirky and cutesie with her dyed blue hair? How crazy! These pics are about as original as this year’s Grammy Awards. Watching Bruce and the E Street Band open the show was particularly sad. Sad because half the audience doesn’t know who he is, and the other half are just there to see Lady Gaga or that Minaj chick… Bruce doesn’t belong with in the same room with all the those hacks. Nor does Macca. And the Beach Boys? Dear God! Just brutal to watch. I wanted to break Mike Love’s fingers during Good Vibrations. Coldplay? Sure, whatever. Like these pics, it’s all contrived crap that we keep buying into every year.
Katy Perry Bikini Pics Hawaii
I bought my daughter a kitchen set for Christmas because setting gender roles at a young age is important… It helps gives girls direction, a sense of security and most importantly, a real sense of purpose. Anyway, the kitchen is actually pretty cool. It comes with everything you’d expect; cutlery, dishes, spice bottles, and plastic food. The food? Donuts, bagels, pizza, cookies and a pop tart. So right from the beginning we’re throwing our kids into some pretty awesome habits. It all kinda reminds me of Katy Perry and this whole roll model and hero worship BS…. when at the end of the day, it’s all cheap crap. $0.25 to create, and $100 to buy. Someone’s getting screwed and it ain’t Russell Brand, because he’s in England and Katy is in Hawaii. It’s all a facade. The only thing that might be real is her awesome rack. And even then…
A Katy Perry Upskirt That Never Was
I’m wondering what this guy’s job description reads? c-blocker? I’m sure they studied 100′s of upskirts in the last few years and determined that the wedge between the door frame and the car is the best place to put your hand to prevent an unwanted upskirt. Hmmm… I wonder if there’s another way… oh yeah, learn how to get out of an ‘effing car? Besides, she’s wearing nylons. So what a perfect waste of a man’s hand blocking talent.
