Yeah, I’m thinking you need to lose that ring on your left finger. ‘Cuz now I just thought of you as a house wife and that’s the last thing I need to be thinking about right now. But other than that, boobs.
Tag: Kate Upton
It’s really weird, but since my wife gave birth the other day, she seems overly sensitive about me looking at hot chicks in bikinis. Strange. Anyway, I used my first anchor today when screwing in a white board for my kid. I’m not very handy around the house. I’m pretty sloppy actually. Lots of guess work. Yeah, this looks level, I’ll just hammer it here. When it comes out uneven, I end up staring at it for hours, then usually get over it. So I need to start reading instructions and get comfortable with tiny Allen keys… f*cking Ikea.
My second kid is due any week. It’s planned for the 23rd, but kids always have a way of f8cking up plans, so I’m pretty much on alert from here on in. It sucks because I can’t get all messed up at night like I enjoy(ed) doing oh so much. I told my wife I’d give her cab fare, even throw in for the tip. In the event of a midnight water breakage. She wasn’t too impressed. I wish she could be more like Kate Upton. She seems like a lot more fun than my wife. For example, the other day in the shower…
Here’s bimbo of the minute, Kate Upton trying her best to annoy the f*ck out of us by blowing kisses into the camera. I thought that was a move done only by Annalynne McCord, A move that you make when you’re so awkward and clueless that it seems like really the only thing to do. Kate, just stand there and don’t move. Don’t open your mouth (not yet anyway), and don’t try to be cute. Nobody wants to see that. You’re here for one reason and one reason only, to be gawked at. So boys, let the gawking begin. And by “gawking” I mean…
Just absolutely incredible. But does it really belong in a 3 Stooges movie? Sigh. Why does every remake have to entail a super sized, sexed up make-over. Pardon the pun… I’m guessing because the writing sucks, so they have to stick boobs in our face to placate us. It obviously works, because Hollywood keeps coming up with these bright ideas. If you’ll pardon the pun.
I was watching Halloween with Jamie Lee Curtis and was imagining what her boobs….Trading Places… I was wondering what today’s version of “Laurie Strode” would look like? The Hip Hop music, the stupid punch lines… it’s just trash. When did you stop listening?
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