Yeah, I’m thinking you need to lose that ring on your left finger.  ‘Cuz now I just thought of you as a house wife and that’s the last thing I need to be thinking about right now.  But other than that, boobs.

My second kid is due any week.  It’s planned for the 23rd, but kids always have a way of f8cking up plans, so I’m pretty much on alert from here on in.  It sucks because I can’t get all messed up at night like I enjoy(ed) doing oh so much.  I told my wife I’d give her cab fare, even throw in for the tip.  In the event of a midnight water breakage.  She wasn’t too impressed.  I wish she could be more like Kate Upton.  She seems like a lot more fun than my wife.  For example, the other day in the shower…

The weekend is here, it’s raining and cold.  Cold for LA anyway.  Thankfully these Kate Upton pics will warm me up a bit.

Here’s bimbo of the minute, Kate Upton trying her best to annoy the f*ck out of us by blowing kisses into the camera.  I thought that was a move done only by Annalynne McCord,  A move that you make when you’re so awkward and clueless that it seems like really the only thing to do.  Kate, just stand there and don’t move.  Don’t open your mouth (not yet anyway), and don’t try to be cute.  Nobody wants to see that.  You’re here for one reason and one reason only, to be gawked at.  So boys, let the gawking begin.  And by “gawking” I mean…