Whomever thought getting a hot chick to pose as a bride, clearly is not married.

Never has a heart attack looked so good!

Here’s bimbo of the minute, Kate Upton trying her best to annoy the f*ck out of us by blowing kisses into the camera. I thought that was a move done only by Annalynne McCord, A move that you make when you’re so awkward and clueless that it seems like really the only thing to do. Kate, just stand there and don’t move. Don’t open your mouth (not yet anyway), and don’t try to be cute. Nobody wants to see that. You’re here for one reason and one reason only, to be gawked at. So boys, let the gawking begin. And by “gawking” I mean…

Well, the words “deep” and “blue” certainly come to mind. Well played!

Just absolutely incredible. But does it really belong in a 3 Stooges movie? Sigh. Why does every remake have to entail a super sized, sexed up make-over. Pardon the pun…

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