Snooki insists she is not dirty and that she smells clean.  I guess when you live in a stink filled cave all your life and were formed from bile, smelly and dirty are relative terms.  In the video below, Snooki reveals that she wet herself and the dance floor with her own urine.  That’s right, she peed herself and pretty much created a hazardous environment for everyone around her.  But it’s the Jersey Shore, so [...]

OK. So if Maxim hasn’t lost all credibility, I don’t know what’s going. This has to mark the end of print magazines?! I mean, WTF is up with her face? She looks like a Mexican Mariah Carey.

I went to see an amazingly crappy screening last night of Larry Crowne (review forthcoming).  It was brutally bad.  In fact they were having a red carpet event on the same night just down the road.  I wanted to get in my car, drive down to Mann’s Chinese Theater and kick Tom Hanks in the nuts, it was that bad.  Anyway, speaking of crap, here is Jwoww and the rest of the Jersey Shore chicks.  [...]

What an amazing hockey game last night. I despise the Booins. DESPISE. And speaking of despise… here are some pics of National joke, Snooki and J-woww. Now of course they don’t think they’re a joke, in fact they think everyone is jealous of them. Everyone except for, everyone. Officials in Florence, Italy, are upset about the hoopla following the “Jersey Shore” cast as they party on raucously around the ancient Tuscan city. “As you can [...]

  Talk about the blind leading the bling…Sorry girls, they don’t map out tanning salons. How much money is enough to allow yourself to be made fun of?  30K an episode?  Is that the price of dignity?  Assuming you even had some to begin with… Hot Chicks And Other Fun Stuff Ernie Best Playoff Beards – WeOwnYou Funny Protestor Pics Here Aleesandra Ambrossio’s Panty Pic Celebribabes Miley Cyrus Rocks The Double Chin NotSomebody Ashley Tisdale [...]