Tag: Jersey Shore

Don’t Call Snooki Dirty. Smells Like Urine

Snooki insists she is not dirty and that she smells clean.  I guess when you live in a stink filled cave all your life and were formed from bile, smelly and dirty are relative terms.  In the video below, Snooki reveals that she wet herself and the dance floor with her own urine.  That’s right, she peed herself and pretty much created a hazardous environment for everyone around her.  But it’s the Jersey Shore, so “hazardous environment” is redundant.  Anyway, she sprays herself with perfume trying to mask her smell.  Like a hunter hunting deer.  Or Ewoks.

J-Woww Busts Out In Maxim

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OK.  So if Maxim hasn’t lost all credibility, I don’t know what’s going.  This has to mark the end of print magazines?!  I mean, WTF is up with her face?  She looks like a Mexican Mariah Carey.

J-Woww And Her Boobs Return To The Jersey Shore

I went to see an amazingly crappy screening last night of Larry Crowne (review forthcoming).  It was brutally bad.  In fact they were having a red carpet event on the same night just down the road.  I wanted to get in my car, drive down to Mann’s Chinese Theater and kick Tom Hanks in the nuts, it was that bad.  Anyway, speaking of crap, here is Jwoww and the rest of the Jersey Shore chicks.  Rumor has it the cast will be replaced by kids even more stupid than Snooki et al.  Yes, even more stupid.  Impossible you say?  My friend, this is America.  Stupid is all around.

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Jersey Shore Continuing Goodwill Tour…

What an amazing hockey game last night. I despise the Booins. DESPISE. And speaking of despise… here are some pics of National joke, Snooki and J-woww. Now of course they don’t think they’re a joke, in fact they think everyone is jealous of them. Everyone except for, everyone.

Officials in Florence, Italy, are upset about the hoopla following the “Jersey Shore” cast as they party on raucously around the ancient Tuscan city.

“As you can imagine, the city fathers of Firenze [the Italian name of Florence] are not pleased. . . . This is not contributing to the centuries of culture that we have become known for,” snipped a city official.

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(very nsfw)

JWoww And Snooki, Lost In Yonkers

 

Talk about the blind leading the bling…Sorry girls, they don’t map out tanning salons. How much money is enough to allow yourself to be made fun of?  30K an episode?  Is that the price of dignity?  Assuming you even had some to begin with…

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