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Tag: Jennifer Nicole Lee
#JenniferNicoleLee Puts Sheer To The Test
I just read that Lululemon just pulled their black sheer yoga pants off the shelf because they reveal too much?! I thought that was the whole point? Now what, I have to watch chicks do down dog in sweatpants? According to Lululemon, they are confused because they have been using the same fabric for years. Here’s a suggestion, maybe the market is getting fatter and it’s time to double up on the stitching. I just want to know who the ‘eff opened their big mouth? I didn’t seem to mind the sheerness.
Jennifer Nicole Lee Marketing 101
Here’s “fitness guru” Jennifer Nicole Lee… or JNL as she brands herself. Lemme guess, she’s a triple threat? Mother, Trainer and, professional bikini wearer?
Jennifer Nicole Lee Rollerblades
I’m not at all a fan of this chick. Sure, she has a great body but other than that…total butter face. I also take some strange exception to the fact that once this chick shed all her fat, she immediately turned to string bikinis and by the looks of it, boobs jobs. We get it. You lost weight and now you want to show the world… look at me everyone. I’m just not sure who she’s supposed to be helping. Fat chicks who want to get thin or horny guys who want to cheat on their wives. I guess, “horny guys” is redundant. Is her mission to prove to others that, “you can do it to” but what’s the motivation, so you too can prance around half naked on roller blades? Great message. Works for me.
JNL Is A Serious Business Woman…
This is a joke right? A movie set. And by movie set, I mean, Porn. I mean, this is business attire? This is how you dress if you want people to take you seriously? Suddenly the chick drops a few pounds, now she’s some business woman. Hey, if Honey Boo Boo can capture our attention?!!! I’m just wondering what it is she’s selling? Would it be wrong if I just went up and asked her, “how much” ? Dressed like that, I’m sure it wouldn’t be the first time she heard it.
Jennifer Nicole Lee Knows Her Worth
This is “fitness” guru Jennifer Nicole Lee. I guess when someone was once fat and they lose a ton of weight, they suddenly become a fitness guru. You know what would make a real guru? Not getting fat in the first place. Anyway, now that she has an awesome body, rather than working with other fat women to help build their self-confidence, she prances around in a barely there bikini rubbing it in every one’s face. Mind you, I’m not complaining in the least. I just find it funny that the end result always has to be about showing off. We get it, you lost weight.
Jennifer Nicole Lee little black outfit in Miami
You know what would be kinda cool? If for once, a chick who has achieved relative success in the media didn’t dress like a f8cktard. We’re all happy for you Nicole. We’re all happy that you lost a ton of weight, but do you have to dress like a 13 year old per-pubescent girl? Madonna called. She wants her outfit back.
Jennifer Nicole Lee Cooking For Whores And Strippers
Oh I get it. She’s holding two sliced melons. How clever. Because we call boobs melons… hahahaha. Wow. This cook book is sure going to be a smash success. Because if there is one thing women love is getting naked while cooking over a hot stove. And really, is there anything sexier than pubic hair in your soup? Euro’s start on Friday and I can’t wait for Italy fail miserably. I know, I know. Failure and Italy is redundant.
Jennifer Nicole Lee Is That Annoying Chick…
I can only imagine what a loser Jennifer Nicole Lee must have been growing up. I say this because over the past few years she lost a ton of weight and now she can’t help herself parade around like a f8cking stripper. Her kids must be super proud. She probably never had any dates or any friends because now it seems that she wants to rub it in everyone’s face. pardon the pun. We get it Jennifer, you lost weight and now you’re over compensating for all the years you missed out on because you were once fat. Problem is, you’re still annoying. Is there a diet or workout for that?
JenniferNicoleLee Empowering Women Everywhere
Because the goal of every fat woman in America is to lose weight so they can run around looking like a stripper on the beach. Good job Jennifer Nicole Lee. You worked hard to lose a ton of weight and now you get to enjoy it by rubbing it in our face. Speaking of rubbing it in our face…
Jennifer Nicole Lee The Ultimate Goal For All Women
Here’s Jennifer Nicole Lee at, from what I can tell Coldwater and Ventura in LA getting fitted for some nice respectable clothing totally appropriate for a mother. She found fame and now fortune by losing, what, 70 lbs and winning a bikini contest, which should be the goal for all women. And once you lose all that weight, by working literally working your ass of and sacrificing all your cravings and eating healthy…you can go out and by yourself a nice outfit like the one Jennifer has got on. You know what would be more impressive than losing 70 lbs? Losing 70lbs and not suddenly turning into some f8cking street walker. But the chick knows what sells and she certainly doesn’t mind selling it, along with her soul.
