Tag: Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston Just Jumped The Shark

Yeah, I’m thinking that Jennifer shouldn’t be standing next to anyone that could be her younger daughter.  Which these days is pretty much everyone. And that look on her face… as if she’s trying to hold in some gas.  Good God.  Anyway, the one thing these rich f8ckers can’t buy is, time.  Jennifer has hit the wall and she’s going to start Sharon Stoning pretty fast.  If I where her, I’d make a few more movies with my titties hanging out, just for the record.  Just to remember how things used to be.  Accept your age, it worked for Jenna Maroney…

As Gay As It Gets

jennifer aniston matching name rings

jennifer aniston matching name rings

I apologize if my using the term, “gay” offends anyone, but I told my gay neighbor who’s also a good friend of mine, about this matching name ring thing and he agreed.  Totally gay.  What’s more, they wore their own names on their own fingers.  Justin wore “Justin” on his wedding finger and Jennifer wore her name on her finger… can’t you just wear normal ‘effing rings?   I give this whole thing another 6 months. Dailymail:

She said earlier this month that she was fed up with speculation about her private life.

But then Jennifer Aniston makes a statement like arriving to the premiere of her new movie Wanderlust wearing a name ring to match her beau Justin Theroux’s – on her engagement finger.

Jennifer shone in a grey corseted dress as she posed at the premiere, with one of her main accessories being the gold ring bearing her Christian name.

Justin, meanwhile, wore a ring bearing his name – a sign of the pair’s commitment to each other.

Jennifer Aniston Staying Relevant


Jennifer Aniston Strolls Through The West Village… what a waste of a nice tank top. I mean, the West Village.

Jennifer Aniston Still Dating Same Guy

aniston theroux hawaii

This has got to be some kind of record for Aniston.  I’m just waiting for her to get a tattoo with “Justin”.  I’m not sure why “we” have love affair with Jennifer Aniston.  Maybe it’s because she’s a total failure yet she somehow manages to land movie roll after movie roll.  Much like the USA itself.  We’re a total failure of a country, yet we keep somehow passing ourselves off as a great nation.  It’s as if everyone knows the truth but us.  Dailymail:

It’s often been said that Jennifer Aniston is more than a little keen to find herself a partner.

So it’s unsurprising to see her immersing herself in her blossoming new relationship with aplomb.

The 42-year-old actress is currently in Kauai, Hawaii with her beau Justin Theroux and she appears to be infatuated with her new man – placing a loving pair of hands on his shoulders as they went on a shopping trip together.

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Jennifer Aniston: Can’t Wait For The Break-Up

 

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Jennifer Aniston giggled like a teenager

Isn’t new love great?  All the giggles, the hand holding, everything is new and fresh.  No worries, no money problems…everything comes up Milhouse.  But that will change.  I give this hoax of a relationship 1 year, 2 at the most.  Jennifer is too in love with her self and wrapped up in her own insecurities to ever fully love someone else.  That, and she’s an ‘effing nut job.  So when these two finally split, can Hollywood just stop with the whole Jennifer Aniston crap?!    DailyMail:

They only just made their relationship official with a series of PDA’s during a trip to London.

And Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux still couldn’t hide their affection for one another as they touched down in Los Angeles, last night.

The giddy 42-year-old actress giggled like a teenager as she sat in the back of an awaiting chauffeured car alongside her new beau.

Both wearing sunglasses, the couple tried to remain underwraps but Jen’s coy smile said it all.

From there, Justin and Jennifer were whisked away into the night where they were no doubt heading home to get some much needed sleep after the long-haul flight.

The sighting comes after the pair were seen glued to each other earlier in the day when they arrived at London’s Heathrow Airport to catch their flight back to L.A.

Jennifer Aniston. Hahahahahaha

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Jen with Justin at the MTV Movie Awards after party on June 4

This almost hurts me to read, but it’s so damn funny.  The worst part about all this crap is her movie, Wanderlust only opens in the fall.  It’s going to be a loooong ‘effing summer of Jennifer Aniston.  Can we stop calling her America’s sweetheart?!   DailyMail:

Matching rings and now moving vans? Things are really heating up between Jennifer Aniston and her boyfriend Justin Theroux.

Never one to rest on her laurels when she meets a man she likes, the former Friends star began wearing a ring on her left hand for a few weeks and now Theroux, 39, has followed suit.

The couple, who only went public with their romance earlier this month, were spotted walking in New York City yesterday wearing the matching chunky gold rings on their wedding fingers for all to see.

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Jennifer Aniston slips into her underwear for her raunchiest role yet as a sleazy dentist

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Good God, have the studios not learned their lesson with this chick?  She’s in a new movie, playing a slutty dentist in Horrible Bosses.  Sure why not, she’s bombed in every other role.  They should have just called it, Horrible Movie.  What are the chances this one bombs too?  Pretty high.   From the DailyMail:

Jennifer Aniston certainly isn’t targeting the family market with her latest film.

The actress strips down to her underwear for new movie, Horrible Bosses, before seductively sucking on an iced lolly, then provocatively eating a banana and a hot dog.

The actress plays a sex-starved dentist in the movie, which is certainly a new direction from her usual choice of romantic comedy.

jennier aniston horrible bosses

jennier aniston horrible bosses

 

Jennifer Or Brooklyn

 

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Here’s Jennifer Aniston and Brooklyn Decker both looking incredible in their bikinis on the set of, Just Go With It.  Doubtful either of these chicks will win any acting awards, but whateves, they look great and let’s be honest, that’s all that matters.

Jennifer Or Brooklyn

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