I have no idea what the f8ck Ashely Tisdale is dressed up as, but that doesn’t say much because I have no idea why Ashley Tisdale is a name I seem to know. Anyway, I went out around my old ‘hood last night for Halloween. Los Feliz. We met some friends, and took our kids down a few blocks. One of the houses we went to again this year way January Jones’. She was again great. Her son Xander was dressed in a shark’s outfit, and she was dressed up as… well, she wore a cat mask. Her assistant, or mother or friend, handed out lip balm. My 2 year old loves lip balm. It’s actually not so bad. So blah blah. Camel toe.
I live in Los Feliz, surrounded by various celebrities. Don’t get me wrong, I live on the poor side of the street, so I get to look up at all of their nice, fancy houses. Anyway, it sucks whenever I see pics of celebs eating at Lil’ Dom’s or whatever, because I never seem to be in the right place, at the right time (story of my life). I’m mainly never around because I love my couch too much and don’t like feeling the sun on my skin…it burns. But once in a while I do manage to make it past my mailbox and this morning was one of those days. I’m glad it was too, because I ran into January Jones walking her dog with her son in a cuddled up in a Bjorn. We stopped, waved and said hello before she carried on down the street. I briefly thought about pulling out my iphone and taking her picture, but it just seemed like an odd thing to do… so I waited until she turned around… I’ll stalk the neighborhood tomorrow ’round the same time and maybe I can run into her again but this time I’ll be more prepared. I’ll bring candy for the baby.
Well, this is turning out to be quite an action movie in itself. Rumors are that director and husband to Claudia Schiffer. Ooops. Good one January. Let me guess, he forced you to call him. The dude was married and you still couldn’t just walk away. Sure, if it’s true the guy’s an ass, but ultimately the girl can say “no” that’s pretty much how the law works… He can call you a million times, beg you to go out with him, but the girl can still always say no. But he’s a director, and she needs a fall back career to Mad Men. She’s not doing anyone any favors by keeping the baby daddy’s name a secret. Unless of course she doesn’t know, which is entirely possible.
Now the film’s producer, and supermodel Claudia Schiffer’s husband, Matthew Vaughn, has been named among the potential dads-to-be.
And Vaughn’s no-show at a recent screening sent online commentators into a frenzy, suggesting the reason behind his no-show was the speculation. DailyMail
Looks like someone ripped a page from the Jenna Maroney play book and got knocked up for the attention… Here’s January Jones walking around showing off her illegitimate baby bump. Rumors abound as to who’s the father. Chances are, we’ll never know. She probably doesn’t even know. There’s a word for that. Whore. But this is Hollywood, so for $10 a day, you can get yourself some Mexican nanny and continue on with your day without missing one casting call. Good for you January. Your mom must be proud.