Tag: Hawaii

Ashley Olsen Knows How To Smile

In a very rare sighting, Ashley Olsen took to the beach… by herself.  She’s 25 now, so I’m guessing she’s old enough to go out without her sister…

Vanessa Hudgens Is Romantic

That distant look…gazing far off into the horizon…it’s pretty nauseating actually.  I was watching the playoffs this weekend and I kept seeing commercials for, One For The Money.  Another stupid movie by Katherine Heigl.  I’m guessing Jennifer Aniston was busy?  I mean, are these our only choices? Do we get to look forward to Vanessa Hudgens as the next lead female in Hollywood?  Is this what we are paying for when we go to the movies now?  A luke warm Vanessa Hudgens or a pasty Katherine Heigl?  I miss young Sandra Bullock, or even Julia Roberts… so that just tells you how far off the rails Hollywood has become.  Movies starring Miley Cyrus?  Really?  Just stick to bikinis and sending nude pics of yourself.

Rihanna Enjoys Hawaii

Have you ever seen, Return To Paradise, with Vince Vaughn?  Great effing movie.  Anyway, based on her Tweet, “Kush rolled…” and these pictures, I’m thinking Hawaii PD should pay the brazen singer a visit because last I checked, 420 is illegal in the State of Hawaii.  But whatever, I’m sure the cops more important things to do like bust the homeless.  Anyway, she’s looking exactly how I want to feel right about now.  It’s a technical holiday today, MLK day.  So maybe we should all put on some U2 and celebrate the great accomplishments of Doctor King, Rihanna style.  Respectful, right?

Cameron Diaz In A Bikini

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I had to use her name in the title, because she looks hot in these pics, and we all pretty much know what she looks like on most days… Thankfully, today is not most days.  Well unfortunately  for me it is.  But apparently not for her.

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Ali Lohan, A Picture Of Health

I had my very first garage sale this past weekend. I can’t believe I never had one before. Typically, I’d just take all my old clothes, furniture, DVD’s and CD’s to Goodwill…because I’m too lazy to make “YARD SALE” signs and stand around charging people $1 for a pair of my old jeans.  But I’m broke.  So I figured, what heck (that’s right, heck).  I gathered up all my crappy things, which is pretty much everything, and took to the grassy knoll by my place.  Within 2 hours, most of the stuff had sold.  I made $150, plus my place looks a lot better after getting rid of boxes of crap.  Anyway, speaking of cheap, crap and yard sales… here’s Ali Lohan looking like a true picture of GNC health.  Of everything in the world she could be… this is it.

How Shady Is Lindsay Lohan?

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"yeah, that's the one I want Ali, take it. No one's looking..."

Lindsay Lohan appeared in desperate need of a little cosmetic help as the rough looking actress stopped to grab something to drink at a convenience store in Hawaii.  Wearing a black top with a black sweater over her shoulders, and her over-processed blonde hair partially pulled into a ponytail, Lindsay looked like she had rolled out on the wrong side of the bed.

The make-up free star was pictured standing at the checkout line of a 7-11 store, slurping on a Big Gulp drink as her younger sister Ali stood next to her.

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Ladies and gentlemen, your playboy cover model...