I’m not a big fan at all of Eva Longoria.  I’m going to assume it’s because I’m jealous.  Not of her and her 4′ frame… but the fact that she makes loads of cash for being pretty much an average to ugly looking chick.  Most probably she started out as a hostess for some restaurant on Sunset, got her big break and now she’s some Hollywood sex symbol.  I’m just not buying it.  So when [...]

The daring dress, the clown makeup, the cheesy smile… staying in that spotlight, hustling to stay high profile. That’s why I’m such a failure, I refuse to give in to the man and whore myself out. I choose to live in my mother’s basement. Who’s the idiot now?!

Yeah, I’m kinda with Tony Parker on this one. This picture pretty much represents Hollywood.  It’s a pretty ‘effing scary place when you’re up close.  When you get to Hollywood Blvd. There’s no glitter.  There are no stars.  There’s a bunch of half drunk clowns dressed up as drunk Spiderman and drunk Captain Sparrow standing around harassing tourists for change.  But when there’s an award show and you’re sitting at home watching it on TV… [...]

Here’s Eva Longoria outside her crappy restaurant BESO. Now that Desperate Housewives has finally run its course, she’s doing what she needs to to stay relevant. She’ll still make her money doing makeup commercials, and magazine covers, but she wants to be on TV. That’s why she’s in Hollywood. Apparently she’s filming a scene for H8er which is a new reality show ironically hosted by, Mario Lopez. The new show is about celebrities confronting friends, [...]

Ugh.  Here’s Eva Longoria and her new love interest, Eduardo Cruz.  He’s the younger brother of Penelope and the other one… what’s her name Monica?  Monica, Penelope and Eduardo… lovely.  He’s 26, she’s 36.  Yup – this should last about 2 months.  Eva has made no secret of wanting to start a family…just what any 26 year old guy wants to hear. Hot Chicks And Other Fun Stuff Ernie Miley Cyrus Rocks The Double Chin [...]