So this is what He f8cking died for? Great.

I wonder how long it took her and her “husband” to put this photo shoot together? The funny thing is, you can see the air conditioning unit behind her crappy curtains. I’m guessing she lives in some 2 bedroom dump somewhere in Hollywood. They took whatever clothes they had and spread them out all over the place to make it appear that she’s living in some mansion.

I ran into Courtney at the Grove about a month or so back.  She was trolling up and down the strip hoping for attention.  Except for a few rubber neckers, some poor camera man who no doubt was on the clock and of course your truly, none was given.  But she keeps trying.  These pics were taken in Marina Del Rey, hopefully she’ll make enough money for gas for the drive home.  I really think [...]

From Notsomebody:  Friends of mine were in from Vancouver. They wanted me to take them to the Grove. I’m glad I did, because they were able to see a true star in the making, Courtney Stodden. I decided to follow her and take a few pics. I had a few people come up to me and ask who she was and I didn’t have an answer. Her “husband” Doug Hutchison was clutching her arm, wearing [...]

Yup, this is gonna end well… B*tch probably sleeps 3 rooms over and forbids him to touch her. And by Maroon 5 she means… Dailymail: ‘I get up around 12 p.m. I make my mocha. I don’t care about anything else,’ she said, adding without irony, ‘A typical day for me is crazy.’ In addition to dressing up in sultry lingerie, the 17-year-old teaches her older, unhip husband about cool modern-day music. ‘There’s fine lines [...]

I f*cking hate the USPS.  Hate, hate, hate.  The employees are the laziest, rudest, nastiest, dumbest people I have ever met.  Walking into any USPS branch is like walking into a f*cking time machine.  Their all miserable and you can tell they hate their jobs because they hear about how shitty they are everyday from a-holes like me.  It’s a vicious circle and nobody seems to care.  They have bullet proof glass in front of [...]

So if this s*it doesn’t sound alarm bells, I don’t know what will. Courtney Stodden is like a polar bear, she’s our canary in the coal mine. She’s an example of what we’ve been teaching our kids for the last 10 years. If polar bears are dying due to lack of habitat, or mercury poisoning, it sounds alarm bells for the rest of the world as they are on the front lines of defense, way [...]

Kids are stupid.  If you’re a kid reading this, you’re thinking, “no I’m not”  – but believe me, you are.  At 17, kids think they know everything.  They do stupid crap, which they later go on to regret. Luckily for most of us, we were 17 before the Internets, as a result, there’s no proof.  But these days, everything is being recorded and stored.  So it’s pretty ‘effed up that Dr. Drew, Courtney’s parent and [...]

Weekend was OK. I managed to get some surfing in yesterday. It’s getting kinda cold, but the waves were awesome. The Jets won, which sucks. I hate Rex Ryan. All Blacks beat the French, in Rugby World Cup – which now means France has been beaten in one way or another by every nation on earth. Anyway, here’s “17 year-old” Courtney Stodden with her pedo husband, unemployed Doug Hutchinson. Parents are supposed to protect their [...]

Courtney’s mother has previously defended her daughter’s new husband, saying ‘he is not creepy’ despite the 34-year age difference Score one more for the west. You know how in the East they have arranged marriages, or families even sell their kids off to help pay for the remaining infants? Well, it’s pretty much the exact same thing with these two weirdos. Where are the birthers? Find me her birth certificate. Anyway, welcome to the new [...]

It’s not the stupidest publicity stunt I’ve heard.  Here’s 16 year old Courtney Stodden who married 51 year old “actor” Doug Huthchison.  I guess they are both getting what they want.  She’s getting the promise of a career… and he gets to bang a chick who says she’s 16.  Her dad, who claims she’s a good Christian girl is only 47. Hot Chicks And Other Fun Stuff Ernie Best Playoff Beards – WeOwnYou Britney And [...]