I mean being mentally ill is the ONLY reason Christina Aguilera would wear something like short sequence shorts. Or maybe she can’t read. Maybe she doesn’t own a mirror.

Even Blake Shelton couldn’t contain his laughter…

What’s that disease where you refuse to see yourself as you truly are?  Anyway, COPS came to my place on Saturday night.  I know, right?!  I’m such a nice guy, who would possible call the cops on me.  Oh that’s right, my psycho neighbor. Saturday evening I took my dogs out for their nightly walk.  Up the street I see my bundled up, busy body neighbor.  She’s always yapping on the phone, shoulder pressed up [...]

So this is the look you were going for?  You’re telling me she looked in the mirror, looked left, looked right and said, “yup, perfect” ?  Maybe her kid dressed her and did her make-up?!  Anyway, I just want to know why she insists on torturing those poor spandex pants.  I mean, look at them, crying out for help, barely hanging on by a thread.  I’m betting they’re the same pair as here and here [...]

Have you ever seen Jaws? Yeah well, I was thinking it would be fun to take my daughter to the Pumpkin Patch this weekend. But now it seems that I gotta add pumpkins to my list, next to sharks and Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.

I’m sure she was wearing a turtle neck before she decided to wear something more appropriate… how else could she not see how her face paint doesn’t quite blend into her chest. Then again, I’m sure nothing blends into that chest…except veins.

Really not much to say here. The other day I posted the first set of pics which included her leggings eating her vagina.  She obviously doesn’t own a mirror or is too effed up to even notice.  Or both.  I mean nobody can look this disgusting and be sober.  It’ll be more embarrassing to admit you were perfectly coherent when you picked out this ensemble, so just go with medicated. Hot Chicks And Other Fun [...]

So this is the new thing now?  Be proud of your fat self and wear clothes that make you look like a bigger pig than you already are?  Kirstie Alley can do it, so why not Christina Aguilera?  Actually, I’ll tell you why.  In fact, I don’t have to tell you, just look at the damn pic.  But not for too long.  Her camel toe is like a black hole (pun intended), it’ll suck you [...]

Pretty good weekend. Mom came to town, so I spent hours trying to  clean the place and get the stench of bong water out of the carpet.  Nightmare on Elm Street was the HBO movie of the week… I’m glad the Bad News Bear kid finally caught another big break, but unfortunately for him there’s a guy name Robert Englan who was blessed with height.  I’m sorry but a 5’5″ dude with razor hands just [...]