Britney Spears’ former bodyguard plans to release a book about the star, revealing her sex secrets…

Had a decent weekend. I walked passed January Jones’ house as I do every morning, and I saw some guy walking her unruly dog. I’m guessing it was her father.  Or, it could be the baby daddy! He was kinda older, so who the ‘eff knows.  He was rude and didn’t even look up to say good morning.  Speaking of rude… Britney in London!  Here you go mates… You can have her for a while. [...]

So I guess Britney is now playing senior homes? Anyway, here she is continuing her tour by giving lap dances to old people. I guess she’ll take what she can get… Hot Chicks And Other Fun Stuff Ernie The World’s Loudest Penis NotSomebody 50 hot pictures Of Chicks Caveman Circus Kelly Brook Is VERY Top Heavy HQ Crazy Redneck Tattoo Removal YesBitch Rihanna Sexting Joe Jonas DailyStab 10 Ways To Get A Guy Hard AllWomenStalk [...]

So Carmaggedon turned out to be a joke. But thankfully, this is the first time the fear mongering worked.  News channels managed to scare the crap out of everyone so much that every one stayed home which made my trip to the airport totally awesome.  And speaking of totally awesome, check out Britney’s mom.  I mean it’s no surprise that she’s so fit…she’s what, 30?  I mean, Britney too will be a grandma in about [...]

Britney’s tour is limping along.  She’s having trouble selling tickets, but nobody in her camp is letting her know.  She thinks things are moving along swimmingly.  Anyway, here she is claiming another victim at one of her shows.  I have a had time believing that this guy actually bought tickets for her show.  If he did, he should ask for his money back, or at least ask that she cover his medical expenses, because buddy’s [...]

BUSTED! The only redeeming thing is the guy got a dance from Britney Spears. Other than that, what the hell is he doing at a Britney concert? The guy probably had some chocolate in his pocket and Brit Brit sniffed it right out.  That, or he’s a barista at Starbucks…   Hot Chicks And Other Fun Stuff Ernie Best Playoff Beards – WeOwnYou Britney And Rihanna Make Out HQ Amy Winehouse Drunk And Booed Off [...]

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So the Daily Mail is now talking of Britney’s sad demise… The Brit’s have never been too quick so I’m not surprised that they’re surprised… Anyway, here is a video that pretty much shows what we’ve known all along, Britney has her limits and she reached them about 8 years ago.  Can we move on now please?   Some Miley Cyrus Ass Shots cbabes Miley Cyrus Rocks The Double Chin NotSomebody Best Playoff Beards – [...]