I know, cheap title. Anyway, just to think the other day I was saying that I haven’t seen that much of Britney lately. And voila… much of Britney. Careful what you wish for.
Tag: Britney Spears
Britney Spears Looking Almost Hot
It’s been a while since I’ve posted any pics of Britney and that’s mainly because there haven’t been any worth while to post. No shaved heads, no upskirts, no slips, nothing. For the most part she’s been out of the public eye, and scrutiny. Nice to see her at the Oscars looking somewhat pretty. Somewhat – meaning the orange umpa lumpa face paint. She even looks pretty lucid. In other words, boring. Oh well, we all have to grow up sometime?!
Britney Spears Throwing Up
Here’s Britney flashing some gang sign. I’m guessing it’s better than flashing those used up bits of hers. Anyway, my kid pooped by herself today. Anyone with 2 kids can tell you how truly awesome that is. Of course I had to give her a cookie afterwards. I wanted to go with giving her a sticker, but she already has tons of them. So, I had to go with a “high value treat” Come on, let’s be honest, it’s the same thing as training a puppy. Positive reinforcement. But now I’m worried I’m giving my daughter some weird food complex. Undoubtedly, I’ll end up giving her many complex’s. That’s what parents do. They mess up their kids up. A little less than our parents messed us up, but messed up all the same.
Anyway, I’m just wondering how long (and how many) cookies I have to dole out. More importantly I have to make sure I don’t eat them all and have nothing to give her. Talk about messing a kid up… I’ll give you a cookie… just kidding.
Oh Oh, Here Comes The Funcooker
It’ll make more than just your hair stand on end…Am I right?! Dailymail:
Britney Spears former bodyguard is planning a tell-all book in which he will reveal the singer’s kinky sex secrets.
Fernando Flores, 31, who worked for the star for five months in 2010, claims she engaged in threesomes, orgies and lesbian snogs during her wild tours.
‘I heard stories of threesomes, orgies, girls making out — things that would make your hair stand on end.
‘She had a lot of young, attractive dancers around her on tour, and things would get crazy. There was drinking, drugs, steamy sessions in hot tubs, all sorts of things.
Britney Spears Is Back On The Scene
Had a decent weekend. I walked passed January Jones’ house as I do every morning, and I saw some guy walking her unruly dog. I’m guessing it was her father. Or, it could be the baby daddy! He was kinda older, so who the ‘eff knows. He was rude and didn’t even look up to say good morning. Speaking of rude…
Britney in London! Here you go mates… You can have her for a while. I suppose there’s no better way to make an entrance than by, making an entrance… and of course nobody does it better than the originator. Brings me back to when I was a kid…
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Britney Gives An Old Man A Lap Dance
So I guess Britney is now playing senior homes? Anyway, here she is continuing her tour by giving lap dances to old people. I guess she’ll take what she can get…
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Britney Or Her Mom?
So Carmaggedon turned out to be a joke. But thankfully, this is the first time the fear mongering worked. News channels managed to scare the crap out of everyone so much that every one stayed home which made my trip to the airport totally awesome. And speaking of totally awesome, check out Britney’s mom. I mean it’s no surprise that she’s so fit…she’s what, 30? I mean, Britney too will be a grandma in about 15 years…
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