I realize there are only nine pics. That’s because the number 1 men do anything at all is because they are married! If you don’t know what that means, it’s because you are one of the fortunate single men left.
Tag: Bikini Pics
#AshleyTisdale In A Bikini. Meh.
If there’s one chick in Hollywood that can really inspire girls, it’s Ashley Tisdale. You don’t need talent or looks to make it in tinsel town. Just a willingness… if you know what I mean. Oh, and be really, really, really lucky. Why am I being so mean? I dunno, you tell me… here she is with no makeup:
Kendall Jenner Makes Me Spit Up
My 4th month old kid is sitting on my lap as I’m posting these and just spit up. It’s amazing the instincts children have. And at 4 months too.
Top 20 Reason To Get Excited About Summer…
Yeah, I know – there are 22 chicks in the gallery…but 2 of them I could do without. So there ya go. Top 22 20 Reasons to get excited about summer. If you’ll pardon the pun…
more pics: @ CavemanCircus
Vida Guerra Makes My Pants Happy
Hey look who it is… Vida Guerra makes a very welcomed return to SM and no doubt 57,000 other websites. Dear Lord, look at that thing. She’s still managed to contain it after all these years. And that can’t be easy. Like a truck, one slip up, one turn in the wrong direction and it’s game over. So thank you Vida. Thanks for keeping it up. If you’ll pardon the pun…
Who’d You Rather?
This one is kind of a no brainer..? But who knows, some of you are into the whole pale, plump thing.
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Lindsay Lohan Sex Symbol?
I guess the fascination with Lohan makes sense. She mirrors today’s society and youth. She gets away with pretty much murder, and she thinks she awesome even though she hasn’t done a thing. Tell me THAT doesn’t sum up our overall situation today. Years of no punishment for this chick… she’s like Wall Street of Hollywood. She crashes, we bail her out…
#EvaLongoria Hangs Out At The Beach
Hmmmm…really not a good position to be in. Look at that belly just sticking out… Here’s Eva Longoria making herself quite visible, no doubt drumming up publicity for her new, ‘effing dating show. Maybe she should go on it herself?! These dating shows are hysterical. People really think they fall in love. They honestly don’t think that the cameras, all the attention, exotic locations have ANYTHING to do with it.
Who’d You Rather?
We’re all about science here at speedmonkey. So the perplexing question of the week… if you actually had a choice, which would it be?
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Who’s Got The Hotter…
So it’s Friday night, a bit of bball on tonight, some hockey on Saturday, Easter Sunday….dinner with the in-laws. It’s gonna be perfect right up until Sunday night. That’s usually the case anyway, Monday being the next day and all. My happiness always seems to be tied into the day of the week. So to take your mind off the inevitable coming Monday morning, here’s another poll.
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BritneySpears Smokin’ In A Bikini
I know, cheap title. Anyway, just to think the other day I was saying that I haven’t seen that much of Britney lately. And voila… much of Britney. Careful what you wish for.
