If there’s one chick in Hollywood that can really inspire girls, it’s Ashley Tisdale. You don’t need talent or looks to make it in tinsel town. Just a willingness… if you know what I mean. Oh, and be really, really, really lucky. Why am I being so mean? I dunno, you tell me… here she is with no makeup:
If I looked like her, I’d try to cover my face too.
Here’s Ashley Tisdale blowing kisses at whom she only hopes are fans. But they’re not. They’re here to see actual celebrities. Anyway, after seeing these pics, I thought Ashely was actually in the movie. She’s not, but I’m guessing she wishes she was. Don’t worry Ash, I’m sure they’re working on another High School Musical as I type…
I have no idea what the f8ck Ashely Tisdale is dressed up as, but that doesn’t say much because I have no idea why Ashley Tisdale is a name I seem to know. Anyway, I went out around my old ‘hood last night for Halloween. Los Feliz. We met some friends, and took our kids down a few blocks. One of the houses we went to again this year way January Jones’. She was again great. Her son Xander was dressed in a shark’s outfit, and she was dressed up as… well, she wore a cat mask. Her assistant, or mother or friend, handed out lip balm. My 2 year old loves lip balm. It’s actually not so bad. So blah blah. Camel toe.
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This is what I read on the DAILYMAIL:
Her fans know her best as the villainous Sharpay Evans in the hit High School Musical series. But her latest role in the Sons Of Anarchy is as far away from the world of Disney as you can possibly get. The 26-year-old actress is starring as a high-class escort on two episodes of the hit show, which follows the adventures of a loose-knit outlaw motorcycle club.
The normally over confident Ashely Tisdale who typically enjoys strutting around town in short shorts and her boho fashion, was seen covering herself up after a spray tan meltdown. It seems Ashley asked for the “umpa lumpa” special.
I’m thinking this picture is probably the best shot I have seen of Ashley. Her face is an ‘effing train wreck, but nobody seems to care. It’s as if they keep hiring her because she’s already in the system. Payroll already has all her details so it’s easier than hiring someone new. It’s like staying with the same girlfriend year in, year out. She’s a total drag, but you’re used to it. You know other chicks will be just as annoying as the one you are with, so why bother going from one to the next, when really in the end, it’s all the same BS.
In sports, players will get bonuses if they reach certain milestones. These are called incentives. I’m thinking Vanessa is just like an athlete, she makes extra cash every time she does something out landish to promote her new movie. The Studio will pick up the tab for her Hawaii trip, so long as she makes sure to take as many shots as possible of her frolicking around in a bikini. In fact, I’m betting a studio exec picked out that bra for her… and sent her those flowers or a “bonus” as I call it.
So I gotta figure that these 2 lottery winners spend hours together in front of the mirror trying to come up with “that sexy look” and sadly this is the best they could come up with. What’s with the Donald Duck pout? The problem is, these chicks are just kids. Kids that have been made to believe that they are the next hot thing. Kids that have been made to believe that they have talent. They don’t. But Hollywood keeps cramming talentless waste down our throats figuring we’ll just get tired of fighting it, and just accept it. Accept that the bar for talent has been lowered once again. Ironically movie tickets keep going up, and the talent keeps going down.
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Nice gloves. My sister was in town the other day. We drove by January Jones’ house, I pointed the house out to my sister and told her that paparazzi actually sit in their cars waiting for a glimpse of Miss Jones. My sister looked confused and replied, “really, people care about her…”
Now other than her parents, siblings and that bastard child of hers… I myself wonder why people would care about her. Not in a humane sense. But in a, hey let me buy that magazine to read up on January Jones, sense. Basically, how and why are people taking pictures of C-list actors. And once again, we buy into it. Anyway, much is the same with Tisdale. Her time has got to be way up? She’s not hot or sexy enough to penetrate the over 18 market… pardon the pun. So what’s next for Ashley, a nose job? If you’ll pardon the pun…
So kids, when you’re watching High School Musical, and you’re up dancing on your couch, singing into your hair brush, wishing you could be as cool and as pretty Ashley Tisdale, you can. Just go into your moms purse, grab as many nickles as you can, put them in a sock and hit yourself in the face a few times. This will not only damage your face, but hopefully it will help you wake the f*ck up. The point of the exercise is to help you realize that pretty much everything in Hollywood is fake. So the quicker you realize that, that quicker you can give up your ridiculous dreams and stay in school. Or, just make a sex tape…
