There’s a lot happening here in these pics… if you live in LA you may have noticed that it’s been pretty cold here recently – and that’s in the Valley.  So you can imagine the beach is always about 5-10 degrees cooler.  My point is, it’s March and Californians don’t go to the beach, especially in a bikini.  Further to this, I’m guessing the guy in the pic with her is either a man servant [...]

Annalynne McCord is seen relaxing on the sun at the beach in Santa Monica, CA.

LMFAO.  I’m guessing one of the perks to being a writer is you get to do whatever you want to the characters.  Take 90210 and Annalynne McCord as an example.  I can only imagine how annoying she must be.  If you have any doubts, just look at some of these pics.  Anyway, I’m sure the writers have a great time in coming up with new ways to embarrass her.  But the joke is ultimately on [...]

This is Annalynne McCord. Now Annalynne is not know for shying away from the camera. But off camera… her insecurities run deep. You just know she’s one to scour the internet reading all the latest gossip about herself. Is she too fat? One more pound and she could be replaced. When you’re career is based solely on your looks, it’s going to be a short career. Confusingly however, the new 90210 has been on longer [...]

I took my 12 year old AmStaff to the vet yesterday. She’s been scratching herself raw. Poor thing. Anyway, $200 later she’s back to her old wonderful self. Seems that the extreme hot weather has made her breakout in a rash. With any luck, once the weather gets cooler, the inflammation will go away all together. For this exercise, just replace “amstaff” with “annalynne”… Hot Chicks And Other Fun Stuff Ernie The World’s Loudest Penis [...]

So I was watching a bit of EXTRA last night with douche bag, Mario Lopez. Ugh. Anyway, he mentioned a few of the top paid TV celebs… Hugh Laurie makes 700,000 an episode. Simon Cowell makes 75 Million a year!  I don’t blame them, nobody would turn down that kind of money.  I blame all of us.  There’s what, 10% + underemployment in this country and lame ass celebrities are making millions of dollars. So [...]

OK. I really think the writers of this show are pretty much making up any story line that involves Annalynne making a complete ass of herself. And yes, speaking of ass… I’m also pretty sure that Annalynne doesn’t mind making one of herself as long as people are paying attention. Sadly, we are. Hot Chicks And Other Fun Stuff Ernie Coco’s Wonderfully Fat and Juicy Camel Toe CBabes The World’s Loudest Penis NotSomebody Kelly Brook [...]

I was the kid who always volunteered to drive, just so I could be included.  If there was a party I was always the first to say, “I can drive”… I just wanted to be part of the “in” crowd.  I didn’t mind if people made fun of me, as long as they were paying attention to me.  Anyway, I’m sure you can see where I’m going with this… The writers of 90201 must love [...]

She may as well have blinking lights wrapped around her head with a big flashy arrow that reads, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME.  On the other hand, you have the much, MUCH hotter Minka Kelly just hanging out, looking to blend in a little more, trying not to draw attention to herself.  Whereas Annalynne, I bet she screams out her name at Starbucks just so everyone can hear. Barista: Name for the drink: Horseface: [...]