You know those stories about waking up in a tub of ice missing an organ or two…

This.  Belongs to this…

AnnaLynne McCord was unimpressed by having to film in freezing, rainy conditions in San Pedro, California today

LMFAO.  I’m guessing one of the perks to being a writer is you get to do whatever you want to the characters.  Take 90210 and Annalynne McCord as an example.  I can only imagine how annoying she must be.  If you have any doubts, just look at some of these pics.  Anyway, I’m sure the writers have a great time in coming up with new ways to embarrass her.  But the joke is ultimately on them, because you know Annalynne has no shame, so pretty much anything they have her do, she’ll do it with gusto as long as the camera is on.  Dailymail;

Today, a rare storm blew down the West Coast and caught poor AnnaLynne McCord in its freezing and watery grip as she tried to film scenes on a yacht in San Pedro.

The 24-year-old, who plays Naomi Clark, wasn’t dressed for the horrendous cold front, either.

The reed thin blonde was instead wearing the most lightweight white vest, and a pair of knitted Missoni trousers.

AnnaLynne McCord was unimpressed by having to film in freezing, rainy conditions in San Pedro, California today

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This is Annalynne McCord. Now Annalynne is not know for shying away from the camera. But off camera… her insecurities run deep. You just know she’s one to scour the internet reading all the latest gossip about herself. Is she too fat? One more pound and she could be replaced. When you’re career is based solely on your looks, it’s going to be a short career. Confusingly however, the new 90210 has been on longer than most thought. When I say “most”, I mean, me.

She sits at home wondering what events she can solicit. Will cameras be there? How do I look in this dress… And strangely all the money can’t change that. Though I’m sure it helps. Once the CW is done with her, there will be another one to replace her. And another one… like an egg factory.

So I was watching a bit of EXTRA last night with douche bag, Mario Lopez. Ugh. Anyway, he mentioned a few of the top paid TV celebs… Hugh Laurie makes 700,000 an episode. Simon Cowell makes 75 Million a year!  I don’t blame them, nobody would turn down that kind of money.  I blame all of us.  There’s what, 10% + underemployment in this country and lame ass celebrities are making millions of dollars.

So when you see your dad at the breakfast table riffling through the Classified ads as he has done for the last 2 years, remind him about the upcoming Kim Kardashian wedding.  It’ll be sure to impress him.

Anyway, speaking of over paid, useless people, here’s Annalynne McCord.  I have no idea how much she gets paid, but I guarantee it’s too much.

Writers for 90210 show how much they love annalynn

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I was the kid who always volunteered to drive, just so I could be included.  If there was a party I was always the first to say, “I can drive”… I just wanted to be part of the “in” crowd.  I didn’t mind if people made fun of me, as long as they were paying attention to me.  Anyway, I’m sure you can see where I’m going with this…

The writers of 90201 must love Annalynne so much they decided to write an episode where she gets attacked by water balloons and eggs.  Truly award winning stuff.

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