Nasty Videos Of Arms And Legs Being Broke - Caveman

Even Obama Can't Resist The Borg - Odor

Veronika London The Megan Fox of the North? - Guyism

Jessiann Gravel Beland’s hot photo shoot - HQ

Nice compilation of hotties make waking up bearable - Funtasticus

The Where Should I Eat Flowchart is genius - Epic

Katy Perry in Esquire Magazine and SEXY - LAX

Jessica Simpson's Mega Rack Pics - DNS

Anna Kournikova in Tight Spandex - Crunch

Oh La La Look At Marissa Miller - Goggler

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Britney's Big Ol' Nipples
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Holy shit, usually behavior like this is reserved for geriatrics with false teeth and drool hanging down from their lip.  Maybe throw in some slippers and a hair cap of sorts... Nice work Mr. Spears.  Your
Miley Cyrus Upskirt?
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Said the night wind to the little lamb: Do you see what I see? 'Way up in the sky, little lamb, Do you see what I see? A star, a star Dancing in the night... Nipple Slip Hall Of Fame - DNS This Chick Loves Her
Danielle Bux Is Sexy So Is Her Hairy Armpit
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Sure her husband might be a former Footballer, but that's no reason to keep grass on the field?! As she arrived at a new club opening on the arm of her husband Gary Lineker last night, Danielle Bux looked the picture of
Thursday's Who'd You Rather?
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It's another "Comatose Thursday" here at SM.  Which means, a great TV lineup (Office, 30 Rock), a fresh bag of 420, a few pills and a bottle of booze.  We're all set.  Oh, and let's not forget a
Charley Uchea And Her Boobs
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What a great way to stay 'relevant' and by, 'relevant' I mean a whore. Bar Rafaeli & Blake Lively at 2009 Angel Ball - NS4W 5 Awesome Drunkest Guy Ever Interpretations - Odor Douche Thinks He’s In Grand
Marisa Miller Flashes Her Bare Ass
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I'm trying to figure out if the towel girl is pregnant or if she's just got a fat stomach.  I'm thinking if she's fat, she probably dropped the towel on purpose.  Phuck that skinny bitch!  The photos are a
Audrina Patridge Knows Her Boobs
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So being Breast Cancer Awareness month, celebrities are feigning interest to appear like they give a shit about people other than themselves.  "Know Your Girls" ? Audrina has had so much work done, I doubt
The Weekly - Who'd You Rather
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All right, welcome to the weekly edition of, "who'd you rather?"  Now typically my rule of thumb is to go for the titties.  Except this week, I'm thinking, not so much.  In the
Katie Price Goes All Britney
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Gee, I thought Katie Price would be more original than pretending to be all pissed off at the very people who help feed her children, the paparazzi.  About a month ago, Katie, cried 'rape' and stirred up a
Mel B A Little Touch Feely
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During his three and half year marriage to Katie Price, Peter Andre got used to seeing her silicone-enhanced assets on a daily basis.  But six months on from the couple's high-profile split, it seems the Australian
Sophie Monk Bikini Pics...Again
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Shouldn't one have a tan of sorts before getting into a bikini?  Especially if you're going to stage a photoshoot?  Sophie should stick to the tight revealing clothes and stay away from a bikini.  She looks
Shauna Sand And The Face Of A Pussy
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Easy big fella, it's only water... More Shauna Sand Upskirts Nipple Slips and Bikini Pics Here The Sexiest Shortest Shorts Ever - DJMick 10 Biggest Female Celeb Douche bags - ManoFest Joanna Krupp Crotchless
Mary Louise Parker Topless
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A few months back, Mary-Louise Parker complained about getting topless in a bathtub during the season finale of weeds.  She claims that she was "goaded" into doing a scene involving a lingering shot of her
Britney Spears Making An Ass Of Herself
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Ironically, these pics were taken at the O2 Arena in London..which is where SM happens to be at the mo.  or "moment" as you North Americans would call it.  I asked my buddy to score me some weed
Things We Do For Weed
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You just got a job in another country. You realize that it may take a day or two to find a source. You have no idea if your roommate smokes. There is no way you are going to take any with you over the border. It's simply
Rock Out With Your Cock Out
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That's exactly what Britney is asking us to do.  Oh, and not to smoke weed.  Nice. 
Don't Throw Your Life Away Over A Girl...
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Some time ago I met this couple.  He had a massive collection of the Simpson's dolls.  In fact he had 2 of each.  One to open, one to keep as mint.  Weird?  No doubt, but that's not my call.  We
SpeedMonkey Has Moved
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The 6 of you who read this site may have noticed the lag in speed over the last week.  Well, I'm happy to say, we've finally solved the issue. Last year, being the cheap Dutch bastard that I am, I wanted to save a bit
Sophie Monk Hard Nips and Ryan Seacrest?
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I'm including 3 different picture sets with this post, because quite honestly Sophie is kinda boring, and Ryan Seacrest...'nuff said.   Anyway, a few things I want to point out, WTF is up with
Hands Free California
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Finally after all these years and accidents the DMV in California along with local law enforcement have had enough.  As of July 1st 2008, it will be illegal for all drivers to use a handheld wireless telephone while
Tara Reid Bikini Pics (Yacht)
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Phuck me, just as I'm about to load another bowl there are more pictures of Tara Reid in a bikini.  Now typically, weed is good for nausea but in this case, the amount I need to smoke would render me useless and I
Alpha Dog DVD Review
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This one got mixed reviews, and it's easy to see why, but it is worth watching. First off, no matter how much you hate any of the pretty boys they casted as thugs in here, they were all brilliant. Second off, the
Mishca Barton Loves Her Weed (Pics)
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While Coachella seemed to have attracted the usual party troupe (Tara, Lindsay) Mischa was the only one to have been really enjoying the atmosphere.  Is that a marjuana cigarette in her hand...and yes, she
DVD Review - School For Scoundrels
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Well, now we can finally put Todd Phillips’ untalented ass to bed. Jesus, how hard can it be for people to get when a director sucks dick (without even being gay or actually doing so)? “Road Trip” was
Weed : Got the Munchies?
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Our bodily fluids are made up of about 50 per cent water with about 0.9 per cent of mineral salts dissolved in it. Ideally, this level must be kept constant in order to keep all our body functions running smoothly. If we
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