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thumbWhy Do They Hate Us?
As I sat with the water needlessly running, house lights on, watching 6 TV's eating 14 pieces of chocolate from a variety

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thumbWhy I Hate Hot Women
I used to think it was because I was constantly being rejected, (although I'm sure that's part of it) I used

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thumbThe Thank You Wave
Wave Good-Bye To Hollywood You phucking bastard... is all I can mutter, actually it's all I can yell as Mr. I'm driving

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thumbVonage Assholes
March 23rd, 2007 A jury on March 8 found Vonage had infringed three patents owned by Verizon. The jury said

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thumbTom LaBonge Save Runyon Canyon
Tom LaBonge Save Runyon Canyon The other day I was asked, "can't you do something other than bitch?"

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thumbI Love Mike Jagger
Nothing satisfies me more than watching 16 year olds parade around in freshly printed, "Rolling Stone"

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thumbAwww Look At The Cute Twins...
Why is it parents feel the need to dress their twins in matching clothes? It's usaully the mom that does it. Her and

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thumbPitbull Laws Denver
My Email to the Attorney's Office: I just keep reading over your retarded Pit Bull Ordinance.. especially the history of

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thumbThere's No Gold, Because Rainbows Never End...
As I drove by this graffiti riddled, inspirational banner hanging over an under privileged high school, I thought,

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thumbMarcelo Balboa
Please shut up. First, cut your hair, then shut up. Whenever you have the urge to talk, don't. It's quite simple really.

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thumbParking Tickets Los Angeles
Oh The Humanity On a rare day, I decided to go into town and take care of some business. I parked my truck at a

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thumbCall Some Place Paradise, Kiss it Good-bye
I was watching the hockey game last night when this shitty car commercial comes on. "It's the new generation of

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thumbHey Ugly
It pretty much goes like this: If you are ugly, your husband doesn't make a lot of money. Why would some rich guy put

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thumbI Can See You Eating
I was coming back from the beach the other day, walking towards my car when I spotted some potentially hot fat

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thumbHot Women in LA
Sure there are hot women in Los Angeles. In fact, the hottest women live in Los Angeles. Wanna be an actress? Come

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thumbHot Girl Seeks Hot Guy
Hot Girl Seeks Hot Guy (I think she's serious) Hot Chick: Ok, what is your view on hot girl getting together with a

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thumbDown and Out In Beverly Hills
When I first moved out to LA, my buddy, as we walked past scores of homeless on the beach, commented, "see it's

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thumbHarro? Speak English!!!
In the spirit of April Fools, I received my annual rent increase. What makes it so ironic is - like most of us who

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thumbFor the Love of God
Let me make sure I understand this, you're buying Nestle chocolate milk and Ice Breaker gum and you're using your

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thumbDon't Sweat The Small Stuff - Give Me A Break
It's A Small World, Or Is It? Isn't it great when all the rich and successful people start writing books telling us

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thumbHey Fattie
A whopping No, not a, "Whopper" 61% of Americans are obese. An outstanding 95% of Americans are rude and 75%

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