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thumbThe All You Can Eat Buffet : Fat Pig
The All You Can Eat Buffet, As American As A Lawsuit. Is there anything more tantalizing than lining up behind some

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thumbUgly Women Fake Tits
As we all painfully aware, men look, gawk and stare at tits. Fat tits, droopy tits, floppy tits... if you're showing,

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thumbService The Customer, Asshole
As we're full swing into the holiday season, I'd like to sit back and reflect on the hell that we call "Christmas

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thumbShare The Laughter : But Shut Your Mouth
Horseshack - Just the first name that comes to mind when I think of annoying laughter... There are many different

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thumbGet Your Flu Shot Or Die
The Monkey has been a bit low key over the past couple of days trying to avoid the latest deadly flu bug. According

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thumbSo Long Mom...Learning To Leave Home
It's no big Dr. Phil secret, but most of us are motivated by fear. No, not the fear of someone kidnapping your kid..

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thumbMTV Famous Face Schlepp Twins
Hey kids, feeling blue? suicidal? Wanna blow away all the kids at school? Sick of being picked on? Well, STOP!!! You

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thumbDear John : The Christmas Letter
And Then... Love 'em or hate 'em, we all get "Dear John" Christmas form letters and depending on who sends

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thumbYou Don't Know The Law - Common Decency
You can imagine my surprise when the gas station attendant told me to 'shut up.' What??? What is going wrong when gas

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thumbFans of Speedmonkey
This site is absolute bullshit... It generalizes ALL guys as being some asshole that just wants to use girls... Honestly

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thumbWhite Child For Sale - Melissa Etheridge
With scores and scores (scientific measurement) of homeless children in the world - why does everyone feel the need to

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thumbPsst...Wanna By Some Drugs...
So now that the cat has been out of the bag for a few years, the US Government is doing everything they can to make sure

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thumbHave My Baby...Spanish Speaking Kids
It's a sad but true fact that most "Anglo" babies born in California learn to speak Spanish before English...

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thumbSchool's Out For Ever - Sex Braclets
I'm not sure the color, but I'm sure the kids are all over it. Maybe a little oral.. then you'd better get a blue

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thumbSamantha Carrington The Skies Are Safer Now
Flier, arrested after incident in air, awarded $27.5M source: USE TODAY A Texas jury has awarded $27.5 million to

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thumbRun Forest Run
Source: Alameda Times "The people of Alaska benefit," said spokesman Bill Bradshaw of the U.S.

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thumbLuke Weil HBO Born Rich
Maybe It Was The Baby Powder Luke Weil, "the victim" of Monday night's, HBO Documentary "Born

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thumbHelp Stop Monkey Torture : University Colorado
University of Colorado Health Sciences Center has used macaque monkeys in maternal separation experiments to

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thumbThe Devil Herself - Chante Mallard
FORT WORTH, Texas — A nurse's aide hit a homeless man with her car, drove home with him stuck headfirst in her

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thumbBlood Brothers
Every once in a while, the world is graced by the presence of brilliance. Every once in a long while we are blessed to

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thumbIt's One, Two Three Strikes You're Out, Or Is It?
October 8 2004 So Abernathy was convicted today of brutally killing his dog (see story below) He was sentenced to 25

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