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thumbDr. 90210 Dr. Rey
Would You Like Some Fries With That? Hot off the heels of The Swan and MTV's, I Want A Famous Face comes another

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thumbAmerica's Obsession With Sex
North America's Obsession With Sex To say we live in a retarded society is like saying, wrestling is fake. It's

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thumbTimothy Treadwell : It's A Bear, Jackass
Welcome to the unofficial "Timothy Treadwell's Bitch-Fest" Was He An Idiot, Or was he just a really

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thumbDon't Ever Take A Bus For Spring Break..
Don't Ever Take A Bus For Spring Break.. "The toilet was jammed up with shit, toilet paper and puke. But

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thumbNo Mom, I'm Not A Drug Smuggler
A few years back, when I was working on cruise ships, one of the routes we took started in New York, cruised up the coast

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thumbHide The Bong
Hide The Bong Like the annual pilgrimage to Mecca, my parents, bundle their belongings and head west every year to

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thumbGwen Araujo
Gwen Araujo September 13th - Congratulations on the victory, hopefully more action can be taken against the ones

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thumbThe Things We Do For Weed
You just got a job in another country. You realize that it may take a day or two to find a source. You have no idea if

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thumbBut It's Free : Free FM
A few years back as I was trolling along South Beach, a sidewalk vendor, who was promoting SNAPPLE, offered me a

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thumbTower Records Bankruptcy Closing
A Letter To Tower Records Tower Records, the "homegrown" record/video/poster/book shop that

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thumbBurn Baby Burn : Burning Cd's
It's not a new phenomenon. Alanis new about it years ago and made more money off of MP3's than she ever will selling her

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thumbAre You Bono?
So, anyway... I was thinking about what he has recently said on Oprah, "I am just doing what anybody would do in my

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thumbShopping For Singles...
For the majority, guys don't like shopping. I still have shower curtains for bedroom curtains. I bought them at a

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thumbSo You Keep Looking At Porn...
Who's yo' daddy? Well my precious little girl, when your mommy was pregnant with you, she was a whore. Look the whole

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thumbDon't Be So High On Yourself
Don't be so high on yourself, we only want your tits. Whenever a girl gets her way, she's gotta ask herself,

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thumbGetting Your Car Fixed : Doesn't It Suck?
"...well here's the problem...it's the widgets, you see this here and that there, it all needs to be changed and

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thumbWe All Become Crusty And Old.
With thought in mind, I have to say that I love old people. I wouldn't change their shitty diapers or anything, I just

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thumb10 Years Gone : Don't Let Time Pass You By
It's a sobering thought when you remember that you graduated University 10 years ago, spent well over $40 000 on

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thumbMy Mommy's A Whore
My Mom's a Whore Is all little Suzie will remember from her childhood. Why? Because you dress like one. She'll

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thumbSo You Hate Your Job
All day long, you take it in the ass. As best as a man can, you allow your boss to rape, brutalize and humiliate you.

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thumbThe All You Can Eat Buffet : Fat Pig
The All You Can Eat Buffet, As American As A Lawsuit. Is there anything more tantalizing than lining up behind some

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