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	Phuck, I Think I May Be Gay! A few years back, I wrote on the difficulties of meeting guy friends, when you're a straight male.  At 30 + years Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Phuck Off England!!! We don't want your celebs here, we have enough of our own self indulgent little pricks.  Robbie Williams?  Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Are You A Phucking Idiot? It's probably not the friendliest thing to say to someone but, some people just are. I was in line at Trader Joes Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Home Depot, Hell on Earth You Can Do It. We can Help...make it as difficult as possible by building our stores the size of Ausable Chasm Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Careful, You'll Cut Your Nuts Off Having had enough of my facial hair, and when I say 'facial hair', I mean the few patches of growth unevenly sprouting Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Dirty Mexicans Get Dirtier Sirens wail, and Rosa Estrada, 34, scurries down the side of a muddy bank.  "Get under the bushes!" Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Matthew Mcconaughey Is An Asshole! Matthew Mcconaughey is an an asshole and if I have to explain why, you're not looking at these pictures close Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	The Oscars: Celebrities Saving The World While Talking Out Of Their Asses. I'm not sure if next year, the Academy Awards should be on Comdey Central or Cinemax.  It's either the biggest Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Pissed Off On An Airplane? If you are sitting next to some cockbag who irritates you on a plane - and  let's be honest, we've all been Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	A Tribute To Canada's Record Of Quiet Valour As our country honours the last of its four dead soldiers, we reprint a remarkable tribute to Canada's record of quiet Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Women Do Not Belong In Sports Not announcing them anyway.  Sure, sideline commentary, after game interviews.. but not color commentating. As I Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	FBI To Use Monkeys For National Security Impressed by the NAVY'S ability to train dolphins and sea lions to do their dirty work, the FBI is watching closely as Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Self Serve This, Cockbags! "I'm sorry, I didn't hear your answer" ... as you are yelling, 'PHUCK YOU' into AT&T's answering Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Grammy Awards - Or Weekend At Bernies? 2007 Grammy Awards:  So that's it?  The Police... Roxanne?!  They couldn't have put together a Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Cops Let Baby Die Sophia Salva - Kansas Ciy, Missouri. Cops stop woman for fake tags. woman says she is pregnant and bleeding and needs Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Ignacio Ramos, Jose Compean, Aldrete Davila Two Texas Border Patrol agents convicted of shooting a Mexican drug runner in the backside while on duty turned Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Quebec's Driver's New 2007 Handbook 1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A confident Quebec driver avoids using them. 2. Under no Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Greatest Canadians Greatest Canadians  In November 2004, Canadians voted Tommy Douglas the Greatest Canadian of all time Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Why Give a Shit, Assholes Bosses So I finally make it to the US of A. A land where you can get whatever you want. That is if you are willing to put up Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	California Wage Increase, Suck My Balls California Minimum Wage Increase So minimum wage has increased by a buck in the California.  Under Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	WhiteTail Nudist Camp April 25th Well kids, it looks like we are at it again... The owner of the prestigious natutalist..or was it Read more.... - Read more SM rants