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thumbKingdom on Heaven
What sucks more than a hands-down shitty movie? A good movie that could've been great, like "Kingdom of

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thumbKING KONG
Aside from the fact that Peter Jackson is unable to direct human actors enough to turn certain moments that come off as

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thumbKILL BILL: VOLUME 2
While definitely more involving and character-driven than its predecessor, Volume 2's sudden lack of severed limbs and

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thumbKill Bill: Volume 1
KILL BILL (AND BOB, AND JOE, AND SALLY) Uma Thurman kills pretty much everyone she talks to in this cartoonish escape

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thumbIn Good Company
Dennis Quaid is finally back. Sorry, missed "The Rookie" and "The Alamo," they both looked

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thumbHistory of Bullshit
Feeling slightly compelled to go check out this flick out of sheer curiosity, seeing as how it's gotten such great

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thumbHERO
This movie kicks ass. While, yes, it has moments of overdone slow motion and moments of overdone "my, isn't that

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thumbInterview With A Bad Ass Heeb (Jon Kesselmen)
The baddest heeb this side of Tel Aviv. That’s the slogan to let us know what we’re in for on “The

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thumbEternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
ETERNAL BOREDOM OF THE UNIMPRESSED MIND This will be a quickie -- Great idea, lame-ass movie. Sadly, it was written

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thumbCrash
In the tradition of "Fagnolia" (err, oops, I meant "Magnolia"), here we have another big sap sandwich

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thumbCinderella Man
Renee Zellweger is possibly the most obnoxious Caucasian working in feature films. She wasn't always like this, but

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thumbBig Fish
BIG FISH Well, here's one for you whiny little bitches who think I just don't like anything. "Big Fish,"

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thumbBatman Begins
It's nice to know that even a studio as clueless as Warner Bros can, once in a while, make a movie about something cool

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thumbThe Aviator Movie Review, Dr. Tom
DON'T DO IT! THE OLD WHITE PEOPLE ARE LYING TO YOU!!! THIS IS NOT A GOOD MOVIE!! THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE YOU OLD!!!

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thumbAlexander : The Worst Movie Ever Made
I would say I hate to do this, seeing as how this is Oliver Stone and not another little shit music video director who's

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thumbFahrenheit 9/11
Propaganda (noun): the spreading of ideas or information to further or damage a cause. So, is this movie propaganda? Of

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thumbTHE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN
Okay, they got me. This one's funny. Granted, you do need to put up with an opening half-hour of stupid crap like guys

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thumbTwo For The Money
Two For Your Money Pacino plays a quirky father figure to a young rookie type, has a few wacky lines, then does a

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