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thumbRIDING THE BULLET
"The dead travel fast." That's the "ooooh, this is gonna be scaaaary" tag-line on the poster of

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thumbRAY
Well, it's November. Oscar season is upon us. What's this? A two-hour plus movie about a real-life dead guy that actually

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thumbFinding Neverland
Children, it may be time to kill Dr. Tom. Maybe I'm getting old, or maybe movies are slowly digging themselves out of

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thumbNAPOLEAN DYNAMITE
Be warned. The first 15 minutes of this movie rock like NO OTHER. As for the rest of the movie, well... let's just say

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thumbMYSTIC RIVER
Thinking that I was going into the sequel to "Mystic Pizza," I was a bit thrown off by the film's opening

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thumbMR. AND MRS. SMITH
Bored with "Land of the Dead," I looked around the hall an checke my options -- "Revenge of the Shitass

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thumbLost In Translation
The embarrassing thing is, this movie is just plain good. God knows it's more fun to rip some Hollywood jerkoff a new

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thumbThe Pianist
So he fucked a little girl and got kicked out of the country. Does that mean the guy can't make a damn good

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thumbTHE HOURS.. OF STEREOTYPICAL CRAP
There is something happening in America that no one wants to really talk about, but everyone must start paying more

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thumbTHE RUNDOWN OF DIARRHEA
There is one genuinely funny moment in this flick. In the intro scene, as The Rock makes his way towards his thuggish

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thumbPIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: CURSE OF THE BLACK HOT CHICK
There’s only one word to describe this movie: AARGH!! Okay, that was stupid. There are actually a few more.

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thumbMUNICH Movie Review, Dr. Tom
Well, the Spielberg that actually has something to say is back, that's a nice break from the stale popcorn crap he's

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thumbTHE MATRIX, THE MATRIX, THE MATRIX
God All Mighty, will it be nice to finally hear everyone shut up about this overrated crap. This thing used to be

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thumbFar From Heaven
This 50's style drama, based on people's inability to look beneath the surface and the consequences of those who do, is

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thumbMONSTER
These eyes have seen it all now -- a Charlize Theron titty shot where Charlize's nakes body looks none-too-appealing.

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thumbMILLION DOLLAR BABY
To be fair, I screened this one with some friends on New Year's Eve before we went out and got shitfaced. We were

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Miami Vice, Movie Review, Dr. Tom
Maybe this should be called "Michael Mann's Vice," because the guy seems to now be obsessed with showing us his

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thumbFock The Fockers
If you didn't like "Meet the Parents," no, this isn't some sequel that makes it all better. If you did like

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thumbLAND OF THE DEAD
Sorry, kids. I just couldn't do it. While I know George Romero made the original "Dawn of the Dead" and

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thumbKUNG FU HUSTLE
Seeing as how this flick can be summed up in one word, ODD, this review's gonna be shorter than the norm. Basically,

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thumbKingdom on Heaven
What sucks more than a hands-down shitty movie? A good movie that could've been great, like "Kingdom of

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