

| RIDING THE BULLET "The dead travel fast." That's the "ooooh, this is gonna be scaaaary" tag-line on the poster of | |
| RAY Well, it's November. Oscar season is upon us. What's this? A two-hour plus movie about a real-life dead guy that actually | |
| Finding Neverland Children, it may be time to kill Dr. Tom. Maybe I'm getting old, or maybe movies are slowly digging themselves out of | |
| NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE Be warned. The first 15 minutes of this movie rock like NO OTHER. As for the rest of the movie, well... let's just say | |
| MYSTIC RIVER Thinking that I was going into the sequel to "Mystic Pizza," I was a bit thrown off by the film's opening | |
| MR. AND MRS. SMITH Bored with "Land of the Dead," I looked around the hall an checke my options -- "Revenge of the Shitass | |
| Lost In Translation The embarrassing thing is, this movie is just plain good. God knows it's more fun to rip some Hollywood jerkoff a new | |
| The Pianist So he fucked a little girl and got kicked out of the country. Does that mean the guy can't make a damn good | |
| THE HOURS.. OF STEREOTYPICAL CRAP There is something happening in America that no one wants to really talk about, but everyone must start paying more | |
| THE RUNDOWN OF DIARRHEA There is one genuinely funny moment in this flick. In the intro scene, as The Rock makes his way towards his thuggish | |
| PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: CURSE OF THE BLACK HOT CHICK There’s only one word to describe this movie: AARGH!! Okay, that was stupid. There are actually a few more. | |
| MUNICH Movie Review, Dr. Tom Well, the Spielberg that actually has something to say is back, that's a nice break from the stale popcorn crap he's | |
| THE MATRIX, THE MATRIX, THE MATRIX God All Mighty, will it be nice to finally hear everyone shut up about this overrated crap. This thing used to be | |
| Far From Heaven This 50's style drama, based on people's inability to look beneath the surface and the consequences of those who do, is | |
| MONSTER These eyes have seen it all now -- a Charlize Theron titty shot where Charlize's nakes body looks none-too-appealing. | |
| MILLION DOLLAR BABY To be fair, I screened this one with some friends on New Year's Eve before we went out and got shitfaced. We were | |
| Miami Vice, Movie Review, Dr. Tom Maybe this should be called "Michael Mann's Vice," because the guy seems to now be obsessed with showing us his | |
| Fock The Fockers If you didn't like "Meet the Parents," no, this isn't some sequel that makes it all better. If you did like | |
| LAND OF THE DEAD Sorry, kids. I just couldn't do it. While I know George Romero made the original "Dawn of the Dead" and | |
| KUNG FU HUSTLE Seeing as how this flick can be summed up in one word, ODD, this review's gonna be shorter than the norm. Basically, | |
| Kingdom on Heaven What sucks more than a hands-down shitty movie? A good movie that could've been great, like "Kingdom of |
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