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thumbAmerican Gangster
It was Denzel who made a big fuss to the producers that he didn't care  to  glorify Frank Lucas, the

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thumbElizabeth: The Golden Turkey (Oops, "AGE")
You guys probably weren't gonna see this one anyway, but here's a review to reaffirm that you had the right idea.

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thumbThe Darjeeling Limited (LIMITED, is the key word)
Looks like Wes Anderson has become the M. Night Shyamalan of hipster movies, because instead of trying something new

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thumbInto The Wild
9 years ago, they were gonna do this flick with Leo as the lead and Marlon "The Fatass Who Was Too Good to

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thumbSeverance
Hooolyyy shit. I'm not often a horror fan, but horror-comedy where they lure you in with genuinely funy shit before the

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thumbZOO - A Documentary About the Guy Who Bled to Death Getting Phucked By a Horse
I saw a new DVD cover on the front shelf of my local video shop -- a cover with a horse's face, and in the reflection

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thumbThe Assassination of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford
This is about the most brilliantly original thing on film I've seen all year, BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE, this is a movie

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thumbEastern Promises
A movie about a dead 14-year-old prostitute's diary leading a commonplace nurse to the Russian mob isn't likely meant

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thumbThe Kingdom
I know, I know, the poster makes it look like some lame-ass sequel to "Jarhead." Truth is though, this one

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thumb3:10 To Yuma
Russel Crowe and Christian Bale are badasses, maybe the two biggest badasses in American film today (sorry Sam Jackson,

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thumbAcross The Universe
Well kids, it's rare that Dr. Tom thinks so little of a movie that he only lasts 15 minutes before looking at the

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thumbSuperbad
Funny bits no doubt, but the highly praised team "that brought you 'The 40-Year-Old Virgin" seems to be

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thumbThe Simpsons
Eh. You know. Go ahead, it's "The Simpsons." But man oh man, this is one that would've been likely hitting

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thumbSunshine
Director Danny Boyle has given us something here that no retarded sack of shit like Michael Bay can -- a special

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thumbThis Is England
This was supposed to be the most "accurate" skinhead flick. Not a bad movie at all, but I guess it's

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thumbThe Bourne Ultimatum
Why do we love these movies so much? None of them have some memorable shot or monologue or even character that sticks

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thumbChuck & Larry Movie Review
I NOW PRONOUNCE ADAM SANDLER NOT FUNNY: This movie is depressing. Yes, depressing. If you don't believe me, watch

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thumbSiCKO Movie Review
Michael Moore, he's too liberal, such a propagandist, myeah myeah, bitch bitch. Even Fox News praised this one, so let

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thumbTransformers Movie Review
Well, this has to be the final nail in the Michael-Bay-Can-Go-Suck-His-Own-Dick-Until-

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thumbDie Hard PG-13 Movie Review
That would've worked as the title. What was an honestly quite worthy PG-13 action flick with laughs, shit blowing

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thumbOcean's 13 Movie Review
"Hip! Heoo! 'Eyy! Soo Kewl!" That's the subtext of pretty much every line in "Ocean's Thirteen," and

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