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Dating Advice - Males

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thumbWaiting For Her To Call
'Oh, It's You...' You try to cover up your disappoinment, but your mom can tell from the sound of your

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thumbHair Loss, Stay Proud
No doubt hair loss can be a traumatic experience. Imagine, waking up to notice a little more hair in the sink...at

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thumbGuys, Leave Your Clothes On
Since time began here in America - and therefore, according to some, the rest of the world - people have been

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thumbGet It Together - First Date Advice
Perhaps you meet her at work, maybe she just moved in next door or you visit the same grocery store - whatever or

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thumbCome Here Often?
So a few weeks ago I was out with my British neighbor, who incidentally is still working away at the chick from a few

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thumbDoes She Like Me, Who Cares
As the 3 or 4 of you reading this may already know - The Monkey went through a pretty shitty time at the end of last

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thumbSilly Rabbit, Dumping is For Girls
So a couple of weeks I go out with this girl. I was introduced to her through a work associate. It was a

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thumbWhy Does It Come In My Mouth
Since the beginning of time, men and women have danced the dance of suggestibility through vernacular. Sounds sexy

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thumbGuys Have No Choice In Deciding
January 17th 2005 Try as we might, men simply have no control in picking their mate. They have control in not

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thumbAssume the Position
We've all heard of muscle memory: The unconscious perception of movement and spatial orientation arising from stimuli

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thumb"Anything For You..." Complimenting A Hot Chick
"No you idiot!!!" is all I could mumble under my breath as I watched, Cole serve up 2 triple decaf extra

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thumbWomen Irritate Men
This weekend it finally dawned on my why it is that women irritate the phuck out of men. Yes, it was a very long

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thumbHow To Make Your Move On A Girl
Ok, first, i'm 16(almost 17) and a junior in high school. Now i feel i can get with a lot of girls,

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thumbHow To Finger A Girl
natureofproject: Ok .. so ive been reading all of these advice things. They have helped me out in ways. But i got a

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