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thumbYummy Mommies...
It doesn't get any better. We all think about them and girls hope like hell that after squeezing out a few puppies, they

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thumbDon't Be That Guy...Part 1 & 2
You know, the one who wears a concert shirt of the band he is going to see. That guy. If you are hot for a chick

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thumbMen & Shameless Sex
My girlfriend asked me the other day if I had any shame. She wanted to know if there is any girl I would not sleep with.

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thumbThe Masturbation Test...
There are a couple of ways to find out if you really like a girl. You see a girl you like and now you do whatever it

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thumbAssume the Position : Getting Her
Assume the Position We've all heard of muscle memory: The unconscious perception of movement and spatial orientation

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thumbAnything For You, Things You Don't Want To Say
"No you idiot!!!" is all I could mumble under my breath as I watched, Cole serve up 2 triple decaf extra foam

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thumbWhy are men attracted to single moms..?
Why are men attracted to single moms..? Vulnerability. Perhaps a bit of Freudian crap mixed in there too...

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thumbI Can't Tell If She Likes Me
So, I can't tell if she likes me as a potential really good friend, i.e. same building, or possibly it is easier to hook

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thumbHow Do I date a promiscuous woman..?
Carefully and patiently. For obvious reasons, you have to be medically careful. Make sure to wrap your willy up before

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thumbMain Objective : Pick Up Chicks
All your focus, all your energy is directed towards one objective, picking up a chick. The only reason you shower

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thumbHow Can I Win Her back?
Here We Go Again... Let's take this from the top... YOU Cannot win her back. "Winning," is something you

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thumbWays To Kiss
Hey Mr. 3 minute man, try some of these techniques...it'll help you pace yourself....and it may just impress her. Lick

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thumbI Swear, She's The One... This Time
When you are young and flaccid and you have not yet experienced enough rejection to be bitter and twisted, you

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thumbDoes She Like Me?
Is she talking to you? It seems like such an obvious concept, but as a teen or as a stupid guy it may be the most

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