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thumbI Like Her, But I Don't Want To Be Annoying
Hey, i've got another question. I decided i wanted to show more interest in this girl i like. I have no idea how to

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thumbShe Blinded Me With Science
You finally meet someone that doesn't annoy you that much, so you decide to go out with her.  She's cute, but

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thumbUm, Sweetheart...Pumpkin...Your Vagina Smells
In fact it even smells like a pumpkin, one that was smashed up on Mat Night.  A good friend of mine asked me

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thumbTaking Her For Granted
You finally meet this really cool chick.  She loves the same things as you. You laugh at the same shite.. it's total

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thumbShe's Flirting With Me, But Does She Like Me?
She's Flirting With Me, But Does She Like Me?  At school or work, put guys and girls together and what you

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thumbMaking A 2nd Date During Your First Date
The date is going well.  You made it through your $10 plate of spaghetti, you're moving on to drinks and somewhere

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thumbHey Little Girl, Who's Your Daddy
Do Girls Want A Guy Who's Like Their Father? Not if her father diddled her when she was a little girl. It's a

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thumbAre You Good In Bed?
Good in bed used to mean props, loud music, lots of giggling, oils, massaging, a trapeze maybe some midgets,

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thumbWhy Doesn't She Call
The obvious answer is because she doesn't want to. You keep telling yourself, 'but she cares about me, so why

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thumbI Don't Want a Fling To Damage Our Friendship
natureofproject: I've just realized that I've developed feelings for a girl that i've been friends with for the past

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thumbWhat is the Shelf Life of A Teenage Queen?
What is the Heart Life of a Color TV, What is the Shelf Life of A Teenage Queen? The content of ones character is

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thumbFlex Arm Strong : Flexing As She Walks By
Back in the 80's, flaccid and skinny men around the world developed what is now known as "the arm flex."

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thumbThe Urge : How To Stare @ Her Ass
Wait For It...Wait For It... Now. The Urge... As she walks past you, you count to 5 then turn your head... surly

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thumbTelling Women Your Feelings, What, Are You Stupid?
It's been a couple of weeks and you decide to finally let one go - it feels good. After all, why keep it in, it feels

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