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thumbEvery One Else Goes Out, Why Don't We?
But They Do It. You've just spent the last 6 months of your 2 year relationship at home watching movies every

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thumbTravel Now, Time Is Ticking Away
You Run and You Run To Catch Up With The Sun... You have just accomplished the improbable; you graduated University

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thumbA Few Tips To Help Out..
Tips Put down your faggy car phone, use your indicator when you change lanes and drive. Asshole. Tip of the

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thumbTrying To Cover Your Fat Ass
For some, winter is a welcome site. Colder weather means more clothes, more bundling.. more ways to help you cover up

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thumbIt Takes One To Know One
Most of our important life lessons are taught to us in grade school. A foundation is set for how we treat people and

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thumbSufferin' Succotash! (Drawing Attention To Yourself)
Okay, here's the thing - if you have a deformity or some other hidden secret, don't draw attention to yourself by

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thumbDon't Settle For Less
I was having a look at a hot receptionist today. She had fake boobs and fake nails. Now I'm thinking okay, this

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thumbHow To Pick Your Battles
My 'better half' has spent the last few days crowing at me because she doesn't feel like she's in a proper

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thumbAre You A One Upper?
We've all done it.  We've asked someone how they are doing without really paying attention to their answer - OR

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thumbThere Are No Ordinary Moments...
In life, there is no single moment of time we can ignore or take for granted. In theory, no single moment is greater

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thumbMy Girlfriend Cheated On Me
I know it's a big shock, because I'm such a wonderful guy... Maybe she wasn't my girlfriend, maybe she was just a girl I

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thumbLove is Blindness
This can mean several things, perhaps it means love can overcome racial barriers, maybe it means that when you're in

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thumbJust Because You're Fat, It Doesn't Mean Your Kids Have To Be...
I understand the concept of obesity. I even empathize with those who legitimately suffer from it. Think about having to

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thumbAre They Talking Behind My Back?
I Think They're Talking About Me One of the hardest things to develop while growing up is a sense of security.

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