Fake or real?  We’re going to miss you David.  So happy to have seen him play a few times here in LA.

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Here’s what he wrote on his FB page about his retiring:

I was actually at Disneyland for my daughter’s 3rd birthday, but on the 15th, not yesterday (16th) when these pics where taken.  The funny thing is, as I was walking around I was wondering if any celebrities were also at the Park.  Julianne answered my question, No.  No celebrities.  Just a chick dumped by Ryan Seacrest.  It’s $90 to get into the park, and I can’t believe a photographer paid that to get it… for pics of Julianne Hough?  AND it looks like she also hired a bodyguard.  Disney style.  Oh and yes, we had a great time.  ‘effing expensive but it needs to be done.

I love that no matter how classy someone may be, or appear, it always comes down to, “show us your ass”  And of course Maria knows how to please.

I realize there are only nine pics.  That’s because the number 1 men do anything at all is because they are married!  If you don’t know what that means, it’s because you are one of the fortunate single men left.

My wife just called me from the Supermarket – Fresh and Easy.  I’m thinking about calling her back and asking her to bring home a jug or two of water…

Independent Studies Show Men Listen To Their Wives Only Half The Time.   I did a study with myself and I can confirm that men listen to their wives only about 50% of the time and that % decreases depending on what the man is doing.

For example, Right now, I’m emailing this very post to myself so I won’t forget to write it on Monday… and my wife is yammering on about my mother in-law. So that 50% drops to about 20%.  If I’m watching sports, about 30%. Playoffs, 10%.

Of course it wasn’t always like this. When we first started dating, I would hang on every word. But the number of words grew, and they keep growing. And some of those words aren’t very nice… like when she thinks I’m ignoring her…

The look of fear and terror mixed in with a bit of curiosity.  I’m personally not familiar with that look…The looks I get are more of shame and humiliation.

Watford have reached the Championship playoff final and a chance at promotion to the Premier League after beating Leicester in the most stunning way possible. Leicester took a 1-0 lead into the second leg of the semifinal tie, but Watford came back at their home ground. With the aggregate score at 2-2 deep into injury time, Leicester were awarded a penalty for very soft foul/dive from Antony Knockaert and that’s when things took a turn for the unbelievable.

Johnny Phillips is left stunned by the late drama in the play-off game between Watford and Leicester.

Watford score on the break from a missed penalty by Leicester in the last seconds of the Championship Semi-Final Play Off second leg to secure place in Final at Wembley – What a season!

If there’s one chick in Hollywood that can really inspire girls, it’s Ashley Tisdale.  You don’t need talent or looks to make it in tinsel town.  Just a willingness… if you know what I mean.  Oh, and be really, really, really lucky.  Why am I being so mean?  I dunno, you tell me… here she is with no makeup:

Happy Mother’s Day Mrs. Gomez.  Your daughter is shaping up to be a fine upstanding citizen.  Hopefully we’ll get to see more of her in the upcoming years…