Wait, when did Miley get a nose ring… is what you are thinking, right?  Look at that poor puppy, just hanging out drooped over on display for everyone to stare at… doesn’t she have another puppy?  I wish she would bring both of them out so we can enjoy the view a bit more.

I had press passes to see Battleship on Monday, but I decided to pass.  I figure I waste enough of my life posting Hollywood crap so why spend another 2 hours sitting through it.  They’ve been playing the trailers pretty much exclusively during the NBA playoffs, no dobut hoping to capitalize on the Rihanna fan base.  If this movie makes number #1, then, as a country, we truly have jumped the shark – if we haven’t already.  But given our penchant to drag sh*t out forever, safe to say Rihanna will be around well past her expiry date.

Best Buy CEO Brian Dunn abruptly called it quits

Looks like Dr. Phil, only with hair.  So if you ever have your doubts that the new generation of females is catching on to this whole, old man, payout, gold digging scandal thingy… let’s have a look at the Best Buy “scandal”.  Funny mustache guy, Brian Dunn, who’s got a ton of cash…and wife and three kids, was caught banging 19 year old, Dayna Cline, who obviously was attracted to such a handsome man.  I mean, who wouldn’t be?! Guy’s probably really funny too.  Anyway, she’s the Leadership Institute Coordinator at Best Buy’s leadership training institute in Richfield… wait, how can a 19 year old be a leadership coordinator, she’s only 19?  Oh, that’s right she was banging the CEO.  F8ck I don’t even read my own posts… so yeah, Dunn just stepped down with a 6.6 million dollar payout… half of course will now go to his wife, and the other half I’m sure will be spent on hair product.  more

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Here’s Lindsay leaving Bank of America, no doubt after they chased her out of the building with pitchforks… She’s holding a bank slip of sorts, probably in an effort to prove to everyone that she has some sort of income.  I remember seeing pictures of Charlie Sheen’s porn star, Kasey Jordan heading to an ATM (ass to mouth) to cash a check Charlie gave her, so I’m guessing this is the same thing. Except Lindsay has Vikram Chatwal.  What a catch!

Did I mention it was Mother’s Day yesterday?  I mean what better way to celebrate the day than by hanging out with your mom.  Pardon the pun… I’m actually surprised that the Cyrus family doesn’t have their own reality show.  I mean with all the freaks in their circus, you’d at least think they’d want to at get paid to make such idiots of themselves.  But I guess it’s tough to make money off of something that comes so naturally?!

Travolta massage Assault

The actor John Travolta is being sued for $2 million (£1.2 million) by an unidentified masseur who claims the Hollywood star assaulted him sexually during a massage in January inside a room at the Beverly Hills Hotel, according to court documents….  Crazy, right?  Not really.  About 15 years ago, I had heard a story from a guy who worked as a waiter in Malibu.  My buddy was cornered by Travolta at in a sauna in Santa Monica.  He had snuck in and Travolta mistook him for a prostitute he had ordered. They sat in the sauna talking for 5 min and my buddy thought, how cool is this?  Then Travolta took off his towel and started stroking it.  Then he came over and tried to make him suck it! He ran out of there!

I mean, why would a guy lie about something like that?  Anyway, it’s just a story I heard.  I don’t know if it’s true or not.  I’m sure it is.  Like the Tom Cruise and the Matchbox 20 guy…

Jennifer Mahoney, 33, of Manalapan, New Jersey pleaded guilty Wednesday to sexual exploitation of a child she was allegedly babysitting

I’m just happy some of these sexual predators are as stupid as they are.  Anyway, her lawyer said in a statement that his client Jennifer Mahoney was “numb” and she couldn’t believe what was happening to her as she sat rocking, teeth chattering in a courtroom chair.  How sad.  I wonder how the 5 year old victim felt at the time of the abuse?  NJ.Com:

Jennifer Mahoney, a 33-year-old former waitress from Manalapan, admitted in federal court in Trenton that she had sexually abused the young girl in her parents’ home on multiple occasions last summer or fall — and that during an attack separate from the incident she streamed using the popular chat service, she recorded abuse on her iPhone and e-mailed it to a man in another state whom she knew as “Robert.”

According to a graphic complaint filed in January, Mahoney allegedly talked and laughed while streaming one assault in which she performed oral sex on the girl.

christina aguilera fat ass on the voice

I mean being mentally ill is the ONLY reason Christina Aguilera would wear something like short sequence shorts.  Or maybe she can’t read.  Maybe she doesn’t own a mirror.  So yeah, I guess there could be other explanations for it.  I just wish her boyfriend would grow a pair and tell her how disgusting she looks… but he knows who pays the bills, so she can pretty much get away with wearing anything.  I’m betting half their viewership comes from people just curious to see what thsi b8tch is gonna wear next.  It’s like a sideshow… or rather, a freak show.

I saw this pic this AM on the dailymail’s website.  However, when I went just now to get the pics, the post had been removed.  True story.  Dailymail is a wimpy website that refers to whores like the Kardashian’s as models.  They have no real point of reference.  Very British in that they are very polite.  So I’m guessing someone from Kim’s camp called the Daily Mail and asked them to remove the entire post, because as you can see, it shows Kim as she really is.  A grace-less, gutter trash cow who isn’t accepted in any circle in Hollywood except for the ones she creates.  Why hasn’t this b8tch run out of time?

Well her boobs certainly tell me that this is the happiest place on earth…