Certainly a wonky looking thing going on down there…

I believe it’s important for all of us to do things every once in a while that makes you feel good and restores your energy.  You know, a confidence booster.  And no, I’m not talking about an eight ball.  Some women go to the spa.  The get a full body treatment and it helps them feel young.  Celebrities are the same way.  J-Lo is a divorced mother of 2?  3?  whatever.  She’s getting old so it’s nice that she can rely on a good ol’ fashion photoshoot to help perk her up.  Get the lighting going, fire up the air brushes and you’ll feel and look like new.

She is a bird…so technically she could be called fowl…

So Billboard posted an open letter to Rihanna about her being a bad role model for her female fans because she’s still been linked to the man who beat her, Chris Brown.  I’m thinking if Billboard wrote an open letter to all celebrities who are bad role models, they’d find themselves with no room for music news.  I’m also thinking that her allegedly getting back together with CB is probably one of the least offensive things she has done throughout her trashy “career”.

Drew Pinksy Talks About Anderson Cooper, Wine And Ambien

I might be wrong, but did Drew Pinsky throw Anderson Cooper under the bus on Bill Maher last night?  Pinsky was talking about popping prescription pills then told Bill that even Anderson Cooper asked, “Is it OK to take a little Ambien and wine…”  The good doctor then continues to say, that he probably doesn’t have a problem with it… Nice going Doc.   It happens about 5:20 of the video.

David Beckham is spotted during a pre-season game against Chivas in Los Angeles, CA.

Welcome back Becks.  2 more years of a nutty good time!

I’ve got an idea, why not skip going to the pizza joint.. then maybe you wouldn’t have to unbutton your jeans?  Unless of course you’ve unbuttoned them for an entirely different reason?  I’m sure she doesn’t see this as a big deal.  This is hillbilly Cyrus we’re talking about.  You should see how she dresses to go to church.

jennifer aniston matching name rings

I apologize if my using the term, “gay” offends anyone, but I told my gay neighbor who’s also a good friend of mine, about this matching name ring thing and he agreed.  Totally gay.  What’s more, they wore their own names on their own fingers.  Justin wore “Justin” on his wedding finger and Jennifer wore her name on her finger… can’t you just wear normal ‘effing rings?   I give this whole thing another 6 months. Dailymail:

She said earlier this month that she was fed up with speculation about her private life.

But then Jennifer Aniston makes a statement like arriving to the premiere of her new movie Wanderlust wearing a name ring to match her beau Justin Theroux’s – on her engagement finger.

Jennifer shone in a grey corseted dress as she posed at the premiere, with one of her main accessories being the gold ring bearing her Christian name.

Justin, meanwhile, wore a ring bearing his name – a sign of the pair’s commitment to each other.

Now WTF  is the matter with you Jessica?  Can’t the b*tch every crack an ‘effing smile?  Pretty much every picture of her, she’s pouting as if she lost her dog.  Is it the fame and fortune that’s bringing you down?  A great husband and 2 healthy kids got you feeling blue?  Big house, cooks, cleaners probably a nanny or two… now you’re getting a massage and you still can’t take the time to smile.  Hey, I’ve got an idea.  Why not move to Ohio and get a job in a grocery store making $12 an hour, while your husband lays unemployed on the couch (which he probably actually does now) and your kids need $250+ a month in medication.  Would that make you happier?  She’s so miserable looking.

Paul McCartney has finally decided to call time on his past – and quit smoking cannabis.

Well, he held out as long as he could.  Dailymail:

Sir Paul, 69, was introduced to cannabis by Bob Dylan, who was stunned to learn he was a ‘pot virgin’ – in the mid-Sixties. After that came heroin, cocaine, LSD and a range of other psychedelics which inspired some of the Beatles’ best known songs.

Sir Paul’s rap sheet for drugs is almost as long as his list of hits.  He was arrested for cannabis possession in Sweden and at his Scottish farm in 1972.

In 1980 he was deported from Japan after officials found half a pound of marijuana in his luggage.

But he said he could not quit because cannabis was ‘such good stuff’.

Four years later he was arrested in Barbados with first wife Linda – with whom he reportedly smoked every day – after buying some on a beach.

He seems to have temporarily quit during his second marriage to Heather Mills, who gave him an ultimatum: her or the drugs.

During their divorce, Miss Mills claimed Sir Paul would use cannabis as regularly as others drink cups of tea and that he could hardly warn their daughter Beatrice about the dangers of drugs while he was nipping out for a ‘sneaky puff’.