Britney Spears’ former bodyguard plans to release a book about the star, revealing her sex secrets…

A Dutch football match ended in farce after one of the teams walked off the pitch in protest at having their goalkeeper sent off – for fighting with a fan.

Nice gloves.  My sister was in town the other day.  We drove by January Jones’ house, I pointed the house out to my sister and told her that paparazzi actually sit in their cars waiting for a glimpse of Miss Jones.  My sister looked confused and replied, “really, people care about her…” Now other than her parents, siblings and that bastard child of hers… I myself wonder why people would care about her.  Not in [...]

In a move the will no doubt endear Muslims closer to the hearts of the British… Dailymail: A gang of Muslim girls who repeatedly kicked a young woman in the head walked free from court after a judge heard they were ‘not used to being drunk’ because of their religion. The group screamed ‘kill the white slag’ while kicks raining in on 22-year-old Rhea Page as she lay motionless on the ground, the court heard. [...]

Insects, rodents and McDonalds. Enjoy your breakfast fatties! Sparboe, Where Fresh Eggs Come First And Humanity a Distant Second!  Of course with more and more demand for food, companies are always looking for faster and cheaper ways to produce.  Which of course if going to continue lead us to results such as Saprboe farms. McDonalds is dropping the farm it sources its eggs from for their popular Egg McMuffins after an undercover investigation revealed ‘significant [...]

This past week, a surfer tamed mother nature.  Garrett McNamara, a big wave surfer, broke the world record for the largest wave ever surfed. The wave was an estimated 90 feet.  “Garrett McNamara breaks the world record for the largest wave ever surfed,” read a report on his blog. “Garrett was towed into a rogue wave in Portugal, at the North Canyon.”  The surfer caught the behemoth in Praia do Norte, Nazare, Portugal during a two [...]

Check out Saturday Night Live’s take on Kim Kardashian’s “Fairytale Divorce” in this clip from Saturday’s show. SNL cast member Nasim Pedrad took on the role of a heartbroken Kim. “Things are looking up for me – I’m single and there’s an NBA lockout!” Nasim, as Kim, said. “Wink!”

Kids are stupid.  If you’re a kid reading this, you’re thinking, “no I’m not”  – but believe me, you are.  At 17, kids think they know everything.  They do stupid crap, which they later go on to regret. Luckily for most of us, we were 17 before the Internets, as a result, there’s no proof.  But these days, everything is being recorded and stored.  So it’s pretty ‘effed up that Dr. Drew, Courtney’s parent and [...]

Imagine how hot she is going to be in about 10-12 hours… You know what I’m talking about…

IT’S commonly held to be the greatest single of all time.  It’s topped the charts TWICE since its release in 1975. And its fusion of heavy rock and opera has never been bettered. So why William Shatner has decided to cover Queen’s mighty Bohemian Rhapsody is a mystery. His interpretation of the six-minute epic veers wildly from the original, with the veteran actor wisely opting not to attempt to imitate Freddie Mercury’s octave-leaping pyrotechnics.  Instead, [...]

OK.  Dailymail reports that these two are already headed for a divorce, which comes to the surprise on no one.  Well, may her basketball “star” husband.  But I’m sure he was well paid in advance.  Anyway, you can’t call it a divorce if it only lasts half a season. They have been married just eight short weeks but their marriage is said to be crumbling. And despite newlyweds Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries stepping out [...]