#BestBuy Funny mustache guy, #BrianDunn, who’s got a ton of cash…and wife and three kids, was caught banging 19 year old, #DaynaCline

Mountaineer, George Mallory once famously said, “because it’s there” when asked why he wanted to climb Mt. Everest.

“Bridesmaids” Shmidesmaids (the ad says ‘From the Producer of “Bridesmaids”‘), this came from the “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” guys, which is why there’s no good excuse for what an uneven pile of shit it is.

The depressed pop star admits she was too “devastated” to eat, sleep or leave the house after X-rated footage of herself and former boyfriend MC Ultra – real name Justin Edwards – was posted online last month.

It survived lightning storms, hurricanes, droughts and other harsh conditions, but it was no match for a meth head.  Good job.  Dailymail: A young model allegedly set a fire that caused one of the world’s oldest cypress trees to burn and collapse because she needed light in the darkness to see what drugs she was doing. Sara Barnes, 26, of Winter Park, Florida, was identified by two witnesses as the person who caused the 118ft [...]

So I see class runs in the family.  Dailymail: Days after her sister Petra complained that she doesn’t receive enough praise for simply bothering to get up in the morning, Tamara has appeared in a series of controversial photographs. Petra Ecclestone has complained that she isn’t praised enough for her own  hard work – starting with the ‘willpower’ it takes simply to get up in the morning.  ‘At the end of the day, I don’t [...]

Snooki tweeted this photograph of herself wearing no make-up earlier today

This movie could’ve been good if it knew what the hell kind of movie it was. It’s not a pile of garbage, but it sure is a pile of something more than anything organized. It’s as if the screenwriting twins from “Adaptation” wrote it, where one is busy writing emotional dialogue and then the other just suddenly goes “And then this guy gets his ass shot off and then there’s an explosion!!” The rundown is [...]

This is one of those movies where you should look at the poster and know better than to see the movie. Another retarded heist flick with lame humor that acts like the stakes are high but is too pansy-vibed to allow one to feel like anything bad at all will happen in the end. There’s a sequence where people are dangling on a wire from a building that was shot well enough to give one [...]

There should be a simple rule when it comes to Sofia Vergara. She should only wear tight tops. And, she should never speak. OK. 2 rules. I’ve tried watching her show, Modern Family and good God, how anyone can get past that voice is beyond me… then again, with a body like hers I guess I could over look the voice part, but if only there was a way to keep in mouth stuffed…

I dunno, something about Vanessa being younger and more naked seems a lot more appealing than what she has turned into lately.  But whatever, she’s in ‘effing Hawaii and I’m in my mom’s basement blogging about how she’s in Hawaii… so yeah, I’m pretty sure she doesn’t care too much about what I think.  Which is a good thing, because I think she’s useless.