Yeah, thanks Nike.  Thanks for the past few decades of clever marketing and over priced footwear that guess what, turns out was never good for your skeletal structure to begin  with.  I mean who would have thunk that millions of years of running barefoot would have been good for you?  I find it hard to believe that scientists and advertisers have been wrong all these years.  Are you telling me that triple extra cushion that [...]

Anyway, turns out having a social life is very expensive. Which is why I try my best to never talk to people. But now having a kid, there’s really no choice, you have to be social. Lest, your kid take after you and grow up to be a weird anti-social nut job. They’ll have plenty of time to learn how crappy people are and they’ll develop their own hate towards society in due course. But for now, let them eat cake!

Apparently the White House referred to Christmas Trees as Holiday Trees for the first time this year which prompted CBS presenter, Ben Stein, to present this piece which I would like to share with you. I think it applies just as much to many countries as it does to America . The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary.  ( I don’t think he needed to start [...]

You might want to put down that glass of tap water and read this first.  Nice going Riverside, twice on the same list.  MSNBC: 10. Jacksonville, Fla. (JEA) Located on the northeast coast of Florida, Jacksonville is the state’s largest city. According to EWG, 23 different toxic chemicals were found in Jacksonville’s water supply. The chemicals most frequently discovered in high volumes were trihalomethanes, which consist of four different cleaning byproducts — one of which [...]

Maybe this is the problem with bankers, they just don’t know when to cut their loses.  Anyway, this will go down in the annals history as one of the best emails ever, along with the “best break-up letter” ever.  It all starts out so simply – boy meets girl at the Philharmonic, boy asks girl to go on date, date does not go well, girl ignores boy’s incessant calls and psychotic emails, girl gets fed [...]

I was out with some friends the other night and I was checking out this one hot chick who happened to be with to pretty ugly friends. At first I wasn’t sure if the hottie was blind, sympathetic or simply a nice person who doesn’t mind that her friends are ugly. Or maybe she hangs out with them to make her look prettier.

OK.  Let’s get one thing straight.  The boys were not “lured”.  I’m pretty sure they knew exactly what was about to happen.  Secondly, it lasted ten to fifteen minutes?  I guess if I were filling out a police report, I’d do the same… Dailymail: A married grade school teacher sexually assaulted a 15-year-old boy, luring him to her car during halftime at a football game where she showed him a box of condoms before taking [...]

In a move the will no doubt endear Muslims closer to the hearts of the British… Dailymail: A gang of Muslim girls who repeatedly kicked a young woman in the head walked free from court after a judge heard they were ‘not used to being drunk’ because of their religion. The group screamed ‘kill the white slag’ while kicks raining in on 22-year-old Rhea Page as she lay motionless on the ground, the court heard. [...]

Awesome.  I love knowing our servicemen and women are fighting and dying for such thankful people.  Dailymail: An Afghan woman raped by her cousin’s husband has revealed how she is faced with a horrific dilemma – marry him or spend the next 12 years in jail. Gulnaz was aged just 19 when she was convicted by a court of adultery, even though she tried to prevent the attack. Now she is in Kabul’s Badam Bagh [...]

You know, somewhere Kris Jenner is beside herself that she didn’t think of this idea herself.  Now her two youngest daughters, Kylie and Kendall are 16, 17?  They pretty much just stole 15 years of earnings from their mother.  Nice going girls. Wendy Dickey was inundated with death threats when she dressed her three-year-old daughter Paisley as a prostitute.  But the 41-year-old appears not to have been affected by the situation after new photos emerged [...]

This s*it pretty much writes itself…dailymail: Women with attractive eyes may be forced to cover them up under Saudi Arabia’s latest repressive measure, it was revealed today.  The ultra-conservative Islamic state has said it has the right to stop women revealing ‘tempting’ eyes in public. A spokesperson for Saudi Arabia’s Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice, Sheikh Motlab al Nabet, said a proposal to enshrine the measure in law has [...]